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    hell is good....??

    What job ads *really* mean:


    "Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by
    paying you less than our competition.

    "Join our fast-paced company" - We have no time to
    train you.

    "Casual work atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to
    expect that you will dress up;
    a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

    "Some overtime required" - Some every night and some
    every weekend.

    "Duties will vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you
    around.

    "Must have an eye for detail" - We have no quality
    assurance.

    "Career-minded" - Female applicants must be childless
    (and remain that way).

    "Apply in person" - If you're old, fat or ugly you'll
    be told that the position has been filled.

    "Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience"
    - You'll need it to replace the three people who just
    quit.

    "Problem-solving skills a must" - You're walking into
    perpetual chaos.

    "Requires team leadership skills" - You'll have the
    responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or
    respect.

    "Good communication skills" - Management communicates,
    you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
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