Comprehending Engineers-Take One
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Two engineering students were walking
across campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?" The
second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground,
took off all her clothes and said, "Take
what you want. "The second
engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice;
The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Comprehending Engineers-Take Two
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An architect, an artist and an engineer
were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a
mistress. The architect said he
enjoyed time with his wife, building a
solid foundation for an enduring
relationship. The artist said he enjoyed
time with his mistress,
because
of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like
both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you
have a wife and a mistress, they
will each assume you are spending time
with the other woman, and you
can go to the plant and get some work done."
Comprehending Engineers-Take Three
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To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big
as it needs to be.
Comprehending Engineers-Take Four
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"A Boy and His Frog"
A boy was crossing a road one day when a
frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a
beautiful princess". He bent
over, picked up the frog and put it in his
pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you
kiss me and turn me back into
a beautiful princess, I will stay with you
for one week." The boy took
the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it
and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me
and turn me back into a
princess, I'll stay with you and do
ANYTHING you want." Again the boy
took the frog out, smiled at it and put it
back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the
matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, that I'll stay with
you for a week and do anything
you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The boy said, "Look I'm an engineer. I
don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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Two engineering students were walking
across campus when one said,
"Where did you get such a great bike?" The
second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground,
took off all her clothes and said, "Take
what you want. "The second
engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice;
The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Comprehending Engineers-Take Two
***********************************
An architect, an artist and an engineer
were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a
mistress. The architect said he
enjoyed time with his wife, building a
solid foundation for an enduring
relationship. The artist said he enjoyed
time with his mistress,
because
of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like
both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you
have a wife and a mistress, they
will each assume you are spending time
with the other woman, and you
can go to the plant and get some work done."
Comprehending Engineers-Take Three
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To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big
as it needs to be.
Comprehending Engineers-Take Four
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"A Boy and His Frog"
A boy was crossing a road one day when a
frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a
beautiful princess". He bent
over, picked up the frog and put it in his
pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you
kiss me and turn me back into
a beautiful princess, I will stay with you
for one week." The boy took
the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it
and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me
and turn me back into a
princess, I'll stay with you and do
ANYTHING you want." Again the boy
took the frog out, smiled at it and put it
back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the
matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, that I'll stay with
you for a week and do anything
you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The boy said, "Look I'm an engineer. I
don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."