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    Comprehending Engineers ;)

    Comprehending Engineers-Take One
    ***********************************
    Two engineering students were walking
    across campus when one said,
    "Where did you get such a great bike?" The
    second engineer replied,
    "Well, I was walking along yesterday
    minding my own business when a
    beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She
    threw the bike to the ground,
    took off all her clothes and said, "Take
    what you want. "The second
    engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice;
    The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."


    Comprehending Engineers-Take Two
    ***********************************
    An architect, an artist and an engineer
    were discussing whether it was
    better to spend time with the wife or a
    mistress. The architect said he
    enjoyed time with his wife, building a
    solid foundation for an enduring
    relationship. The artist said he enjoyed
    time with his mistress,
    because
    of the passion and mystery he found there.
    The engineer said, "I like
    both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you
    have a wife and a mistress, they
    will each assume you are spending time
    with the other woman, and you
    can go to the plant and get some work done."


    Comprehending Engineers-Take Three
    ************************************
    To the optimist, the glass is half full.
    To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
    To the engineer, the glass is twice as big
    as it needs to be.


    Comprehending Engineers-Take Four
    ************************************
    "A Boy and His Frog"

    A boy was crossing a road one day when a
    frog called out to him and
    said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a
    beautiful princess". He bent
    over, picked up the frog and put it in his
    pocket.

    The frog spoke up again and said, "If you
    kiss me and turn me back into
    a beautiful princess, I will stay with you
    for one week." The boy took
    the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it
    and returned it to the pocket.

    The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me
    and turn me back into a
    princess, I'll stay with you and do
    ANYTHING you want." Again the boy
    took the frog out, smiled at it and put it
    back into his pocket.

    Finally, the frog asked, "What is the
    matter? I've told you I'm a
    beautiful princess, that I'll stay with
    you for a week and do anything
    you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

    The boy said, "Look I'm an engineer. I
    don't have time for a
    girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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