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    chatters box ((mite be posted b4))

    Ways girls turn romantic guys down

    HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours
    SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours

    HE: Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
    SHE: Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice

    HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
    SHE: No,i'd like to have some pleasure too

    HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    SHE: I must've been given your share

    HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
    SHE: It's hot

    HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you
    SHE: Okay,but would you stay there?

    HE: Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out
    SHE: Okay,get out!!!

    HE: I think I could make you very happy
    SHE: Why,are you leaving?

    HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
    SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time

    HE: Can I have your name?
    SHE: why,don't you already have one?

    HE: Is this seat empty?
    SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

    HE: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
    SHE: Do not Enter

    HE: I know how to please a woman.
    SHE: Then please leave me alone

    HE: I want to give myself to you.
    SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

    HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
    SHE: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

    HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
    SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!
    I have no idea what I'm suppose to do. I only know what I can do.
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