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    Indo-Pak

    to enjoy it most ...

    [Indian Accent ...think Apu from the Simpsons]

    [pakistani accent think ....well you've heard enough of them]





    *Pakistani pulls up to border post with a pedal powered ice cream delivery bike*

    Indian Border Guard: "What do you think you are doing, this border is closed go away"

    Pakistani: "A thousand apologies but I really need to get this Icecream to your president he requested it personally, do you have any idea how hard it is to find sheep ball flavoured Ice cream?, i have two kids and three wives to feed"

    Indian Border Guard:"Very well you may come through, but by Vishnu if I find out that you are lying i shall give you a stern talking to, now that will be two chickens for the crossing fee"

    *Pakistani hands over two frozen chickens*

    Indian Border Guard:"Thankyou please come again"

    Pakistani:"Oh do not concern yourself sahib I do not think that will be necessary" :drevil:
    A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

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    clever guy
    ~*~Pakistan hamari jaan, sabse pehley Pakistan~*~

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      #3
      Am I stupid? I don't get it.

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        #4
        Originally posted by aahmed:
        Am I stupid? I don't get it.
        Nancy .... explain it yaar... i'll look silly explaining it....

        PS: nothing can be more pathetic then explaing the joke you just told.
        A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

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          #5

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            #6
            nice one!
            *c h a m k e e l i * a n k h e i n*

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