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    A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last one."

    The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, "Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long."


    As a little boy climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

    The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"