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    A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been
    inCanada a year or so and, although his English was far from
    perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick." The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

    LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
    POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little
    home with 3 bedrooms.

    LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this
    case?"
    POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he
    responded.

    LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
    POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport
    and have never really needed one."

    LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
    POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."

    LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
    POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD
    player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

    LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
    POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.

    LAWYER: is your wife a nagger?
    POLE: NO, she white.

    LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
    POLE: SHE going to kill me.

    LAWYER: What makes you think that?
    POLE: I got proof.

    LAWYER: What kind of proof?
    POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
    the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says,"Polish Remover."
    ek khushi dil ne kia maang li
    meri har khushi ko nazar lag gyi

    #2
    crap paindu any way good

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        #4
        Huh? I posted the exact same joke

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          #5
          Originally posted by Hum Sa Ho To Samne Aaye:
          Huh? I posted the exact same joke
          sorry i didn't read dat
          ek khushi dil ne kia maang li
          meri har khushi ko nazar lag gyi

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            #6
            Same joke is avalaible on the same page, post ur comments there.

            Thread closed.

            While rest of the world was busy mating I was Moderating Cafe and lost my jawani.

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