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    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

    Golden Retriever: Forget it. Itís too nice out to change a bulbs.

    Border Collie: Iíll do it. Iíll also rewire the house.

    Greyhound: Who cares? It isnít moving.

    Dachshund: You know I canít reach that stupid lamp!

    Labrador Retriever: Oh, me! Me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change it!

    German Shepherd: Iíll do it after I finish patrolling the house.

    Tibetan Terrier: Let that border collie do it.

    Jack Russel: Iím too busy bouncing off the walls.

    Dalmation: Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. Repeat

    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I donít need light to pee on the carpet.

    Doberman: While itís dark, Iím gonna sleep on the couch.

    Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my aqueaky toys in the dark.

    Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there!

    Australian Shepherd: First, Iíll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

    Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? I donít see a light bulb.

    Poodle: Iíll do it when my nails dry.

    Rottweiler: Make me.

    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    Hound Dog: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!



    Cat: How long will it be before I can expect light?
    A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

    #2
    omg! smart cat!

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