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    Women...:p

    Dont know if it has been posted before...

    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
    Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
    them are hurt.
    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, " So you're a man.
    That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
    nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet
    and be friends and live on this earth in peace... it
    must be a sign from God!"
    The woman continues, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car
    is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants
    us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
    Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
    agreement and opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
    The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
    The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Women are clever& evil. Don't mess with us! ...
    ~*The Most Colourful Guppan Award Holder*~

    ~*~Member of the Pink Panther Clan~*~



    #2
    *c h a m k e e l i * a n k h e i n*

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      #3
      haha

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        #4
        so true

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          #5
          Ermm... I guess the joke is good.

          But its just not the feel-good kind.
          "Let your friends underestimate your virtues. Let your enemies overestimate your faults." - Godfather.

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            #6

            Ki Mohammad (S.a.w )se wafa tu ney tu Hum terey hain
            yeh jehan cheez hai kya Loh-o-Qalam terey hain...!!
            ______________

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              #7
              ~*~Pakistan hamari jaan, sabse pehley Pakistan~*~

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