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    You Know You're The Target Of A Government Conspiracy When...

    You live in an armed bunker.

    You sleep with your eyes open.

    You worry about Ninja Death Squads killing you by jumping out of the toilet while you're doing a crap.

    You tell people you know the Ninja Death touch.

    All your friends live in cyberspace.

    You think The Truman Show is autobiographical

    You had a trial with a major sports team but your knee was shot out by a government sniper.

    You believe your father (who looks like Marlon Brando) sent you to Earth to fight crime.

    You introduce people to your sister, cousin, wife and there's only one person.

    You hear people outside your door shouting GO GO GO!!!.

    You tell people you were in the Special Forces. However, when you cut yourself shaving you scream, 'medic, man down! Man down!'

    The government wants to take your weapons and hand your land over to the UN.
    ....
    A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

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