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    Are you good at spellings?

    A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint
    Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful
    banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other
    people
    she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began
    calling
    greetings to her, "Hello, How are you ! We've been waiting for you !
    Good to
    see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is
    such a
    wonderful place! How do I get in ?"
    "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
    "Which word?" the woman asked.
    "Love."
    The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into
    Heaven.
    About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to
    watch the
    Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the
    Gates of
    Heaven, her husband arrived.
    "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said.
    "How have you been ?"
    "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her.
    "I
    married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were
    ill.
    And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and
    I
    lived in and bought a huge mansion. And, my wife and I traveled all
    around
    the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today.
    I
    fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer. How do I get in ?"
    "You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
    "Which word ?" her husband asked.
    "Czechoslovakia."

    Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry . there'll be Hell to pay
    later.
    "It's one of the gods of Africa, It holds the power of life and death. An elephant can kill you. A lion or leopard can kill you. And a mamba can kill you. But with a mamba bite, since the dawn of time, it's sure. It is death incarnate."

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    funny but I heard that before and the word was different it was
    pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (a desease )
    A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

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      #3
      Very true!!

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          #5
          Sochte hein Tujhey Wuzuu ker k
          Yuun tera ehtaram kerte hein

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            #6
            Originally posted by Kamran-Khan:

            funny but I heard that before and the word was different it was
            pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (a desease )
            Kamran bhai, your word cant be the right one. Cuz girls wont be able to pronouce it to ask the spelling. ;

            "It's one of the gods of Africa, It holds the power of life and death. An elephant can kill you. A lion or leopard can kill you. And a mamba can kill you. But with a mamba bite, since the dawn of time, it's sure. It is death incarnate."

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                #8
                Originally posted by Black Mamba:


                Kamran bhai, your word cant be the right one. Cuz girls wont be able to pronouce it to ask the spelling. ;

                nah... they can spell their name right ...
                A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

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                  #9
                  *c h a m k e e l i * a n k h e i n*

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kamran-Khan:
                    nah... they can spell their name right ...
                    Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people abuse the privilege - Joseph Stallin.

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