>Marriage (Part I)
>
>Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
>he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and
>at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great
>dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
>I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old
>buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any
>comments?"
>
>His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
>will be sex here at seven o'clock every night . . . whether you're here or
>not."
>
>(SHE'S GOOD!)
>
>************************************************* *****
>Marriage (Part II)
>Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
>anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die , I'm getting you a headstone
>that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
>
>"Oh, yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
>reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
>
>(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
>
>************************************************* *****
>
>Marriage (Part III)
>Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
>Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and
>storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides
>to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings and
>the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
>
>
>She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second
>opinion!"
>
>(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)
>
>************************************************* *****
>Marriage (Part IV)
>A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud
>of himself, that he starts calling his wife,"Mother of Six " in spite of her
>objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to
>go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He
>shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of six?'"
>
>His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back,
>"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
>
>(RIGHT ON, LADY!)
>************************************************* ******
>"God may have created man before woman...
>but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece."
>
>Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
>he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and
>at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great
>dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
>I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old
>buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any
>comments?"
>
>His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
>will be sex here at seven o'clock every night . . . whether you're here or
>not."
>
>(SHE'S GOOD!)
>
>************************************************* *****
>Marriage (Part II)
>Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
>anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die , I'm getting you a headstone
>that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
>
>"Oh, yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
>reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
>
>(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
>
>************************************************* *****
>
>Marriage (Part III)
>Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
>Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and
>storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides
>to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings and
>the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
>
>
>She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second
>opinion!"
>
>(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)
>
>************************************************* *****
>Marriage (Part IV)
>A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud
>of himself, that he starts calling his wife,"Mother of Six " in spite of her
>objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to
>go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He
>shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of six?'"
>
>His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back,
>"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
>
>(RIGHT ON, LADY!)
>************************************************* ******
>"God may have created man before woman...
>but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece."
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