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    Marriage - for mature readers

    >Marriage (Part I)
    >
    >Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
    >he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and
    >at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great
    >dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
    >I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old
    >buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any
    >comments?"
    >
    >His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
    >will be sex here at seven o'clock every night . . . whether you're here or
    >not."
    >
    >(SHE'S GOOD!)
    >
    >************************************************* *****
    >Marriage (Part II)
    >Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
    >anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die , I'm getting you a headstone
    >that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
    >
    >"Oh, yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
    >reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
    >
    >(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
    >
    >************************************************* *****
    >
    >Marriage (Part III)
    >Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
    >Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and
    >storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides
    >to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings and
    >the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
    >
    >
    >She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second
    >opinion!"
    >
    >(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)
    >
    >************************************************* *****
    >Marriage (Part IV)
    >A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud
    >of himself, that he starts calling his wife,"Mother of Six " in spite of her
    >objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to
    >go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He
    >shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of six?'"
    >
    >His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back,
    >"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
    >
    >(RIGHT ON, LADY!)
    >************************************************* ******
    >"God may have created man before woman...
    >but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece."

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    First one is new.

    I am empowered to Do WHAT makes THE MOST mess!!!!

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