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    1. There must be something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.


    2. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?


    3. Does God know you've escaped from heaven?


    3. Bond. James Bond.


    4. Do you have a map because I'm lost in your eyes.


    5. I'm here now darlin'. What were your other two wishes?


    6. Haven't I seen you on the cover of Playboy?


    7. I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman.


    8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?


    9. Wow! Are those real?


    10. You look so good, I could drink your bath water!
    While rest of the world was busy mating I was Moderating Cafe and lost my jawani.

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      #3
      I know milk does good to your body. But damn girl how much did you drink?

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        #4
        Is it just me or does everybody fall in love with you?

        Top that...
        Focus not on who you are but what you do...
        ])>:::}-:Salams:-{:::<([

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          #5
          Are you parents terrorist? Cos you are the bomb girl!

          Did it hurt?? (when you fell from the sky)
          I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

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            #6
            I need to marry someone tonight so I can stay in the country.

            Going to your place may violate my probation.

            ... oh wait. Were these supposed to work?

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              #7
              Double post...Sorry...
              Focus not on who you are but what you do...
              ])>:::}-:Salams:-{:::<([

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                #8
                I hope you got a license for your looks...Lethal weapons are illegal in this state...

                Top that...
                Focus not on who you are but what you do...
                ])>:::}-:Salams:-{:::<([

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                  #9
                  That's almost as bad as 5abi's.

                  Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of outside your window? (potential stalker?)

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                    #10
                    nice top can i talk u out of it...

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                      #11

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                      • #12
                        ...and the reply is going to be:

                        Thanks BHAI JAAN. Waisae, do you have HEALTH INSURANCE...? Coz you are gonna NEED it soon!
                        *chapayr* te *chitrol with jootyaan*

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                          #13
                          I don't know why, but looking at you makes me very religious...I just want to keep thanking god again and again...

                          Top that...
                          Focus not on who you are but what you do...
                          ])>:::}-:Salams:-{:::<([

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                            #14
                            how you doin (joey style)
                            23:1-11

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