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    A guide to man-machine interface

    A guide to man-machine interface

    USER-FRIENDLY
    C:\ DUR
    Command not found. Try retyping

    USER-HELPFUL
    C:\ DUR
    I don't understand DUR. Do you mean DIR ?

    USER-UNFRIENDLY
    C:\ DUR
    C:\ DUR
    C:\ DUR
    C:\ DUR

    USER-HOSTILE
    C:\ DUR
    Ha! A mistake! I'm sure you meant to say FORMAT, so that's what I'll do.

    USER-INDIFFERENT
    C:\ DUR
    DUR?

    USER-PATRONIZING
    C:\ DUR
    Now, that's not quite right is it? Let's try again; this time, use the manual that the nice salesperson gave you when you bought me.

    USER-OBSEQUIOUS
    C:\ DUR
    I'm so very, very sorry but I don't understand that. I'm sure it was my fault, but if you would please try again I'll do my best.

    USER-SARCASTIC
    C:\ DUR
    Well, Look who's made a mistake then. Very unusual, I don't think.

    USER-INSULTING
    C:\ DUR
    F*ck off
    C:\ DIR
    F*ck off

    USER-SMUG
    C:\ DUR
    No
    C:\ DOR
    Nope
    C:\ HELP
    No
    C:\ PLEASE
    Not unless you give me a 300Mb hard disk to live on.
    C:\ B*ST*RD
    Abuse will get you nowhere

    USER-ANALYTICAL
    C:\ DUR
    What makes you say that?
    C:\ A TYPING MISTAKE
    How long have you been making these mistakes?
    C:\ BANANAS
    Do you like bananas?
    C:\ I LOVE THEM
    Why do you bring up the subject of love?
    ...etc

    USER-McDONALD
    May I help you please?
    C:\ DUR
    I'm sorry but that command is not available at this time. Have a nice day.
    C:\ DIR
    Will that be an MS-DOS directory?
    C:\ YES
    To read here, or for printout to take away?
    C:\ HERE
    Thank you. Have a nice day.

    USER-MEGALOMANIAC
    C:\ DUR
    Don't bother me with trivial requests. I'm busy.
    Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

    #2


    While rest of the world was busy mating I was Moderating Cafe and lost my jawani.

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      #3
      Goshh!!

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        #4
        @ user-insulting

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          #5


          Both Halal & Haram r evident but between them r doubtful things, most ppl have no knowledge about them. So whoever saves himself from suspicious things saves his religion & honor, & whoever indulges in suspicious things indulges in Haram.

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            #6
            USER-McDONALD

            shouldn't it be like....

            May I help you please?
            C:\ DUR
            I'm sorry but that command is not available at this time, try McDUR. Have a nice day

            A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

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