a man was leaving a bar and he spotted a turtle. as soon as he saw the turtle he got an idea. he picked up the turtled and went back in the bar. there was a woman sitting alone so he went up to her and said to her " i have a special turtle, when i saw go boy this turtle make love to any woman" the woman doesn't believe him so he said ok lets go in and i will show u. the woman goes inside the room and lay down on the pool table with her skirt down. so the guy goes to the turtle ' go boy, nothing happens, he says go boy, nothing happens so he says to the turtle "damn boy do i have to teach you every time" 
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