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    In a New York park, a young boy was attacked by a savage dog. A passer by happened to see that and came to the rescue. Having tackled the dog, he strangled it to death. A reporter for the New York Times was watching all this and took snap shots for a front page picture in the next days paper.

    Approaching our hero he says: "Your heroic feat shall be published in tomorrow's paper under the headline - Brave New Yorker rescues boy". "I'm not from New York" replied our brave hero.
    "Oh in that case we'll change the headline - Brave American rescues boy from savage dog". "I'm not American either" replied our brave hero.

    On being asked about who he really is? our hero replied "I'm a Pakistani". Well the next day the headline on the front page of The New York Times said: "Muslim Fundamentalist strangles dog to death in New York park. FBI investigating possible link to al-Qaeda."

    From Yaroo
    "Pray before you are Prayed Upon"

    Precious few are born with it... even fewer know what to do with it. No Fear.

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    Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people abuse the privilege - Joseph Stallin.

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      #3
      hahahhahahahahhahahaha

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        #4
        Thanks to Yasir & Badshah Ho Main
        Shukran
        "Pray before you are Prayed Upon"

        Precious few are born with it... even fewer know what to do with it. No Fear.

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          #5
          .

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            #6
            Thanks Khan
            "Pray before you are Prayed Upon"

            Precious few are born with it... even fewer know what to do with it. No Fear.

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              #7
              Hello Pakistan...!!!

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                #8
                oLd 1
                kOi MaJnU kOi RaNjhA tOu KoI fArHaD kEhTa HaI
                kOi PaGaL kOi dEwAnA tOu KoI kHaRaB kHeTa HaI
                pEeTa HoOn DaWa-E-dArD-e-DiL
                tOu HaR kOi UsSaY sHaRaB kEhTa HaI

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by telephone:

                  Thanks
                  "Pray before you are Prayed Upon"

                  Precious few are born with it... even fewer know what to do with it. No Fear.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by PaGaL dEwAnA:
                    oLd 1
                    Yar u r also old, but i never complained abt this.
                    "Pray before you are Prayed Upon"

                    Precious few are born with it... even fewer know what to do with it. No Fear.

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