Sign on a famous beauty parlour window:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your Grandmother!!
Advertisement in Pawn Shop :
Guitar, for sale.......cheap...........no strings attached.
Sign in a bar :
"Those .....drinking to forget........ please pay inadvance."
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't
have had if you'd stayed single.
Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up.............reading.
My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...
He drinks straight out of the bottle.
I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone
wants Black Coffee.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is
the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
Sign at a barber's saloon:
We need your heads to run our business.
A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never
be.
Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the
manager.
Seen in railway station:
Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free.
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your Grandmother!!
Advertisement in Pawn Shop :
Guitar, for sale.......cheap...........no strings attached.
Sign in a bar :
"Those .....drinking to forget........ please pay inadvance."
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't
have had if you'd stayed single.
Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up.............reading.
My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...
He drinks straight out of the bottle.
I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone
wants Black Coffee.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is
the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
Sign at a barber's saloon:
We need your heads to run our business.
A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never
be.
Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the
manager.
Seen in railway station:
Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free.
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