Sing it, to the tune of United States of Whatever!!!!

[khan_sahib]

I found it hilarious. )))) Don't know if I should post in Poetry, Jokes or world affairs


I went doon to the Bouly and saw yer maw
She wiz, like, a' "hemmin"
And I wiz, like, "fitiver!"

Then this burd comes up to me and she's a', like,
" Hey, are you nae that mannie?"
And I'm, like, "aye, fitiver!"

So efter, I'm at the Ambassador
And this quine comes up
And she's, like, "Gie's a ride min"
And I'm, like, "aye, fitiver!"

Coz this is my
United States of Fitiver!
And this is my
United States of Fitiver!
And this is my
United States of Fitiver!

And then it's three A.M.
And I'm on the corner, wi' my Tennents
This prik comes up and he's, like, "hemmin ye radge!"
I'm, like, "aye, fitiver!"

Then I'm throwing up in the close
The bobby comes up and is, like,
" Oi, get yer erse hame..."
And I'm, like, "aye, fitiver!"

And then up comes Morrice the butchers brither
I'm, like, "hemmin chiel, fit like?"
He's, like, "ach nae bad, yersel?"
And I'm, like, "aye, grand min, grand"

Coz this is my
United States of Fitiver!
And this is my
United States of Fitiver!

[Praetextatus]

[Mr Xtreme]

Great. Now maybe you could translate this from Glaswegian to something resembling the English language for the benefit of everyone else (I can understand it, I've met a few loony Scots in my time).

[khan_sahib]

Hemmin == hey man
Fitiver == Whatever
" Hey, are you nae that mannie?" == are you not that man
burd = bird
efter == after
wiz == was
Aye == yes
Quine == girl
Gie’s a ride min == give us a ride man
Hame == home
"hemmin chiel, fit like?" == hey man chill. How are you?
Wi’ == with

[khan_sahib]

read the scottish version and you will enjoy it more. Mr Xtreme could u translate "radge" for me, please

here is the translation

I went down to the Boulevard and saw your mom
She was like "hey man"
And I was like "Whatever!"

Then this bird comes up to me and she's like
"Hey, are you not that man?"
And I am like "Yes, Whatever!"

So after, I'm at the Ambassador
And this girl comes up
And she's, like, "Give us a ride man"
And I'm, like, "yes, whatever!"

Coz this is my
United States of Whatever!
And this is my
United States of Whatever!
And this is my
United States of Whatever!

And then it's three A.M.
And I'm on the corner, with' my Tennents
This prik comes up and he's, like, "hey man you radge!"
I'm, like, "yes, whatever!"

Then I'm throwing up in the close
The bobby comes up and is, like,
" Oi, get your ar$e home..."
And I'm, like, "yes, whatever!"

And then up comes Morrice the butchers brother
I'm, like, "hey man chill, how are you?"
He's, like, "oh not bad, yourself?"
And I'm, like, "yes, I am well"

Coz this is my
United States of Whatever!
And this is my
United States of Whatever!