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    The non-sense thread: Please do not expect any sense here!!!

    Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you get him in a car, he sticks his head out the window?

    Have you ever noticed? In a car, anyone going slower then

    you is an idoit, and anyone going faster then you is a maniac.

    The reason people play golf is to wear clothes they wouldn't be caught dead in otherwise.

    Any time two New Yorkers get in a cab together without arguing, a robbery has just taken place

    Put six locks on your door, and when you go out, only lock every other one. If someone trys to pick your locks, they will always be locking three.

    Why these ants in my dreams.

    Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    The statistics on sanity say that one out of ever four Americans suffer from some kind of mental problem. So look at three of your friends, if they're ok, then it has to be you.

    Commercials show detergents taking out blood stains from clothes. If you have blood stains on your clothes, laundry isn't the worst of your problems.

    Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I guess you're eating the slow learners.

    'You can have your cake and eat it too.' Who wants cake you can't eat?

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    'It's always in the last place you look.' Of coarse it is, if you found it, why would you keep looking?

    Why is there braille writing on a drive through ATM?

    'Can I ask you a question?' You really didn't give me much of a choice.

    If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

    Is there another word for synonym?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

    Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

    If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, will it make a sound?

    If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

    Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

    Why do kamakizie pilot's wear helmets?

    Why these ants still come in my dreams?

    Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

    101 Dalmations and Peter Pan are the only two Disney cartoon movies in which both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie.

    12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

    A duck's quack doesn't echo.

    A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

    According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.

    The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'.

    When opossums are 'playing possum', they are not playing. They actually pass out from sheer terror.

    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

    'I am.' is the shortest complete sentence in the english language.

    An ostrich's eye is bigger then it's brain.

    The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

    Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

    The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower then the lowest point in Colorado.

    The first toilet ever seen on TV was seen on 'Leave It To Beaver'.

    The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan.
    Coca-Cola was originally green.

    Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

    Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: $40,000

    Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

    Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

    Average number of days German people go without washing thier underwear: 7

    Average number of people airborne over the US at any given hour: 61,000

    Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches

    Why these ants still in my dreams?

    Please post non-sense stuff only......... go somewhere else if you want to use your brain!!!! just smileys posts completely ok!!!!!

    #2
    Re: The non-sense thread: Please do not expect any sense here!!!

    sorry haven't read the whole thread...don't say it nonsense thread infact it is enough tht its in the cafe
    Live 4 others.....chuchu

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      #3
      Re: The non-sense thread: Please do not expect any sense here!!!

      Be someone that makes YOU happy

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        #4
        Re: The non-sense thread: Please do not expect any sense here!!!

        Would a fly without wings be called a walk?



        i read whole post
        O Allah the Almighty
        protect me and guide me

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          #5
          Re: The non-sense thread: Please do not expect any sense here!!!

          What a long and nonsensical thread....


          I am off to take guts to a bear...
          Everyone knows "Jaws" was Chuck Norris's Goldfish, but not many folk know that "Godzilla" was Faris Udeen's pet Iguana.

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            #6
            Re: The non-sense thread: Please do not expect any sense here!!!

            What a non-sense to write such a long story
            No Sindhi No Balochi,No Muhajir No Pathan, No Punjabi No Saraiki
            I...AM...ONLY...PAKISTANI
            P A K I S T A N
            ............Z I N D A B A D

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              #7
              Re: The non-sense thread: Please do not expect any sense here!!!

              Hehe This Was Written During College Days For The College Magazine !!! I Love Non Sense Things Hehe !!!

              Here Is Some More Non Sense !!

              Why A Key Always Open A Lock !! Why Not A Lock For The Key !!!

              Why Always Staircase Has To Lead Somewhere !!!

              Why These Ants Still In My Dreams !!!

              Muhahahhahahahah More N More Non Sense To Come !!

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                #8
                Re: The non-sense thread: Please do not expect any sense here!!!

                all i read is the title the rest is too long
                khud bighaari hui taqdeer ka shiqwa na karo..

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                  #9
                  Re: The non-sense thread: Please do not expect any sense here!!!

                  Originally posted by Jhanjariya View Post
                  all i read is the title the rest is too long
                  No Place For Sensibly Persons Here !! Non - Sense Zindabad !!!

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                    #10
                    Re: The non-sense thread: Please do not expect any sense here!!!

                    u can't kick me out
                    khud bighaari hui taqdeer ka shiqwa na karo..

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                      #11
                      Re: The non-sense thread: Please do not expect any sense here!!!

                      Who Is Willing To Kick You Also !!! Who I Am To Kick You !!!

                      You Are Most Welcomed Anywhere And Where Ever You Wish But Here I Love To See Some Non-Sense !!

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                        #12
                        Re: The non-sense thread: Please do not expect any sense here!!!

                        After Bakwas thread now Non Sense Thread

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                          #13
                          Re: The non-sense thread: Please do not expect any sense here!!!

                          Originally posted by waleedhbk View Post
                          After Bakwas thread now Non Sense Thread
                          More To Come !! Wait N Watch I Am Gonna Make You Mad !!!

                          By The Way I Was Reading All The Threads Started By [MENTION=91395]Boredman[/MENTION] !! Its Was Hilarious The Threads I Opened In Ur Name !!

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                            #14
                            Re: The non-sense thread: Please do not expect any sense here!!!

                            shukar hai waleedu baba ne yahan hazri de k ap ko surkhru ker dia...do u still needs some nonsense stuff
                            Live 4 others.....chuchu

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                              #15
                              Re: The non-sense thread: Please do not expect any sense here!!!

                              Originally posted by waleedhbk View Post
                              After Bakwas thread now Non Sense Thread
                              Bakwas thread kay kamyaabi kay baad non-sense thread

                              Originally posted by Kode View Post
                              More To Come !! Wait N Watch I Am Gonna Make You Mad !!!

                              By The Way I Was Reading All The Threads Started By @Boredman !! Its Was Hilarious The Threads I Opened In Ur Name !!


                              Originally posted by Shazia Arif View Post
                              shukar hai waleedu baba ne yahan hazri de k ap ko surkhru ker dia...do u still needs some nonsense stuff
                              aap nay bhi haq adda kar dia
                              No Sindhi No Balochi,No Muhajir No Pathan, No Punjabi No Saraiki
                              I...AM...ONLY...PAKISTANI
                              P A K I S T A N
                              ............Z I N D A B A D

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