Once upon a time.....umm. NO! Dis masta piece ain't startin like no Lil Red Ridin Hood!
Shall I wait or should I move on? The stars, that are forming this isoceles triangle, aren't helping much. Oscar Wilde entered a war without the will win it. It is because of this, one of his novels has been converted to my personal, handy-dandy window cleaner. Look to your right. Does the color of that wall match the color of your socks? Mine does. Let not the mind wander-->Limit as 'x' approaches zero. Ah, the bell rings on time today. Look who walks in late and is handed an expulsion slip. I need Darwin to explain how my phalanges are related to the hooves of an Equus caballus. Yo! Can you save me a spot up there? Sorry, cutting in line and passing cootiez are part of my daily routine. I'd like to know why chai is equated to 'amrit' when it comes to desi auntiez. If Malcolm X was alive today (young and all), I'd propose him any day. Betty X would, ofcourse, be offered boys like KAB, who-me, moreover, Ahmed1 would be the perfect match. Greeks are guapos. Never realized that until I freakin took summer school. Why are all the display watches/clocks set on a 10:10 timing? What if I want to know whether its 10:10 am or 10:10 pm.? To change meters/seconds into kilometers/hour, simply multiply the number by 3.6 and change the units. The chitin in this rolly-polly sure doesn't have strong, saturated bonds--it looks all liquidy now--I swear, I didn't roll it up too hard, honest. Yo! That gasoline colored nailpolish does not match that magenta shirt! I'm moving to Nunavit permanently--heard the ice igloos are great insulators. To conclude, I became an Xcommi because the clause "Diapers are Forbidden" of the Manifesto infuriated me. Here, in Peiking, us orphanage workers already have enough to do with these toddlers running around.
--Utterly sane,
----xcommi.
PS--> Us commiz have developed an 'escape route' to any potential situation involving the gov't: "Me no english, sir!"
Shall I wait or should I move on? The stars, that are forming this isoceles triangle, aren't helping much. Oscar Wilde entered a war without the will win it. It is because of this, one of his novels has been converted to my personal, handy-dandy window cleaner. Look to your right. Does the color of that wall match the color of your socks? Mine does. Let not the mind wander-->Limit as 'x' approaches zero. Ah, the bell rings on time today. Look who walks in late and is handed an expulsion slip. I need Darwin to explain how my phalanges are related to the hooves of an Equus caballus. Yo! Can you save me a spot up there? Sorry, cutting in line and passing cootiez are part of my daily routine. I'd like to know why chai is equated to 'amrit' when it comes to desi auntiez. If Malcolm X was alive today (young and all), I'd propose him any day. Betty X would, ofcourse, be offered boys like KAB, who-me, moreover, Ahmed1 would be the perfect match. Greeks are guapos. Never realized that until I freakin took summer school. Why are all the display watches/clocks set on a 10:10 timing? What if I want to know whether its 10:10 am or 10:10 pm.? To change meters/seconds into kilometers/hour, simply multiply the number by 3.6 and change the units. The chitin in this rolly-polly sure doesn't have strong, saturated bonds--it looks all liquidy now--I swear, I didn't roll it up too hard, honest. Yo! That gasoline colored nailpolish does not match that magenta shirt! I'm moving to Nunavit permanently--heard the ice igloos are great insulators. To conclude, I became an Xcommi because the clause "Diapers are Forbidden" of the Manifesto infuriated me. Here, in Peiking, us orphanage workers already have enough to do with these toddlers running around.
--Utterly sane,
----xcommi.
PS--> Us commiz have developed an 'escape route' to any potential situation involving the gov't: "Me no english, sir!"
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