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    MYTH OF MARRIED LIFE,...

    According to the myths about marriage is Women/Wives mean what they actually say - Or do they?

    Before every birthday, he'll say 'What do you want?' And the wife will say 'Surprise me.'And he'll reply 'Noooooo, just tell me what you want. If I guess it'll be the wrong thing, it's always the wrong thing.' And then she'll come out with that 'No, it won't. It'll be what you chose, and a surprise, that's the important thing.' nonsense. And he'll say 'Sweetest, you say that now, but come the morning of your birthday it'll be 'What the hell were you thinking?' again, won't it?' And she reply 'No. It. Won't.' And hell say 'Yes, it will.' And shell say 'Don't patronize me.

    In the end, the wife gets her way, and the husband hunts around in utter desperation for two months for something before finally finding the one item that will work a necklace of a single diamond suspended on a delicate chain of white gold and sapphires". Then on the morning of her birthday as she opens the present shell say, 'What the hell were you thinking? Why didn't you get me a wormery, I dropped enough hints?


    May be this belongs in joke section,.....sorry guyz and moderators,....


    [This message has been edited by TARIQ786USA (edited May 28, 2001).]
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    A Faith that cannot survive collision with the truth is not worth many regrets.

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      #3
      Perhaps life as a single is much better...may be women will always remain mysterious and confusing for men...may be this post belongs to the 'philosophy' section (if there is any)...lol http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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        Mitti ka dhela hai...Yeh ghul jaey ga...

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          #5
          http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif Believe it or not I have heard true stories similar to that one.

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            #6
            men... just hopeless

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              #7
              women...so uncompassionate...
              just think of the poor guy who looked around everywhere for 2 months...and then he finds something..that is the best thing of months' searching..the wife JUST rejects it.. haad hoti hai.. i mean ..wife cud have only appreciated the fact that the guy looked around.. but NOOOO they won't ...they have to be picky and run over that becharay banday's happiness... that is a real shame..

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                #8
                Thanx guyz,...good responses.
                What a life,.......always full of wonders and happiness and sometime complains,......
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                A Faith that cannot survive collision with the truth is not worth many regrets.

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