According to the myths about marriage is ‘Women/Wives mean what they actually say’ - Or do they?
Before every birthday, he'll say 'What do you want?' And the wife will say 'Surprise me.'And he'll reply 'Noooooo, just tell me what you want. If I guess it'll be the wrong thing, it's always the wrong thing.' And then she'll come out with that 'No, it won't. It'll be what you chose, and a surprise, that's the important thing.' nonsense. And he'll say 'Sweetest, you say that now, but come the morning of your birthday it'll be 'What the hell were you thinking?' again, won't it?' And she reply 'No. It. Won't.' And he’ll say 'Yes, it will.' And she’ll say 'Don't patronize me’.
In the end, the wife gets her way, and the husband hunts around in utter desperation for two months for something before finally finding the one item that will work – ‘a necklace of a single diamond suspended on a delicate chain of white gold and sapphires". Then on the morning of her birthday as she opens the present shell say, ‘'What the hell were you thinking? Why didn't you get me a wormery, I dropped enough hints?’
May be this belongs in joke section,.....sorry guyz and moderators,....
[This message has been edited by TARIQ786USA (edited May 28, 2001).]
Before every birthday, he'll say 'What do you want?' And the wife will say 'Surprise me.'And he'll reply 'Noooooo, just tell me what you want. If I guess it'll be the wrong thing, it's always the wrong thing.' And then she'll come out with that 'No, it won't. It'll be what you chose, and a surprise, that's the important thing.' nonsense. And he'll say 'Sweetest, you say that now, but come the morning of your birthday it'll be 'What the hell were you thinking?' again, won't it?' And she reply 'No. It. Won't.' And he’ll say 'Yes, it will.' And she’ll say 'Don't patronize me’.
In the end, the wife gets her way, and the husband hunts around in utter desperation for two months for something before finally finding the one item that will work – ‘a necklace of a single diamond suspended on a delicate chain of white gold and sapphires". Then on the morning of her birthday as she opens the present shell say, ‘'What the hell were you thinking? Why didn't you get me a wormery, I dropped enough hints?’
May be this belongs in joke section,.....sorry guyz and moderators,....
[This message has been edited by TARIQ786USA (edited May 28, 2001).]
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