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    #1

    Xtremes and NYA sitting in a tree ....

    K-i-s-s-i-n-g

    Having read one of Xtremes thought provoking posts, I quite honestly think that NYA and Xtremes would make the perfect couple ...

    They are just so good together.

    Now don't kill me Xtremes, i know ur views on homosexuality are extremely conservative, but having said that look at the evidence:

    A) Ur both budhe.

    B) U both enjoy reading, I remember NYA saying something about reading being more pleasurable than sex - so I guess ur relationship will never suffer on the grounds of sexual frustration. U can spend cold and lonely winter nights reading passages from Browning and Bronte

    C) Opposites attract, and lets face it ur opinions and general outlook on life couldn't be more different ....

    * Xtreme has reserved views, NYA is rather liberal in his was of thinking.

    * NYA likes pebbled beaches whilst Xtreme will always opt for the sandy beaches.

    * NYA has got a kick ass crush on the Queen, whereas Xtreme is forever fantasising about President Bush

    * Xtreme is extremely patriotic about Pakistan even though he's hardly lived there whereas NYA has few ties with this country, even though he grew up there (Oohhhhhh Harsh )

    I could go on and on and on but I guess u get the picture.

    Now I know NYA's wife and kids might not approve of this but as they say, love conquers all

    Just think about it - for me

    Sobi.
    So, verily, with every difficulty, there is relief:
    Verily, with every difficulty there is relief.
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      #3
      Too funny

      Okay then Sadi Sobi, who can we set *you* up with? Don't give me any of that "oh, I don't need a guy" nonsense. We are all lonely dung beetles looking for a nice big pile of warm love to submerge ourselves in... and you my friend are the loudest dung beetle of us all

      If you don't choose anyone, we'll choose someone for you Knowing that I have incredibly poor judgement in setting up blind dates, I'd suggest you choose before I get around to it

      [This message has been edited by Pilot25 (edited May 22, 2001).]

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        #4

        Pilot Me Ol Chum

        I've got a kick ass crush on my fathers builder right now (I'm sure I told u about him - the one I used to go to school with)

        Well neways nothings happening there as he's too close to home - literally

        Get me a guy with a scottish accent who works as an aid worker and i'll be happy.

        Failing that I'll just become a nun

        So, verily, with every difficulty, there is relief:
        Verily, with every difficulty there is relief.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Sadi Sobi:

          Get me a guy with a scottish accent who works as an aid worker and i'll be happy.
          Sadi, me ol' mucker

          I'm sorry but these are hard times and Scottish aid workers are hard to come by. They are all in Scotland... erm... giving aid.

          As such, I suggest we make do with whatever we can get. I'll draw up a preliminary hit list of 'eligible' guppies (i.e those that are single and breathing)... and hopefully we'll grab one before he knows what hit him

          As for becomming a nun, somehow I don't think the religious establishment will take too kindly to your... erm... rather outspoken views

          Nevermind eh? I'm not going to let you become an old and grey spinster... well not without a fight first

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            #6

            Nah it's ok mate. I'm not really looking for anyone at the moment - especially not some1 from Gupshup

            I'll find you a nice lass though

            I'm kinda looking forward to the two of us being spinsters together - attending tea and dance parties and going to the bingo on a thursday night.

            What d'yer say?

            I actually met this scottish guy who worked as an aid worker in India. He was 40 odd and used to visit my old college library quite alot. So basically, I know they exist

            So, verily, with every difficulty, there is relief:
            Verily, with every difficulty there is relief.

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              #7
              [QUOTE]Originally posted by Sadi Sobi:
              * Xtreme is extremely patriotic about Pakistan even though he's hardly lived there whereas NYA has few ties with this country, even though he grew up there (Oohhhhhh Harsh )

              It seems to me that people living
              in pakistan can not afford to be patriotic. Two shining net-patriots malik & xtreme left their country long ago. xtreme cant even read urdu and malik may not know how far faisalabad is from rawalpindi.

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                #8

                Oh cool... I'm looking forward to getting old already.

                After we've been to bingo, perhaps we can go to the park and spend the rest of the day feeding the ducks? I always loved that

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                  #9

                  Only if you promise to pay for the Fish and Chips

                  So, verily, with every difficulty, there is relief:
                  Verily, with every difficulty there is relief.

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                    #10

                    Well, I'm sure my pension will stretch to that

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                      #11
                      Well Sobi, it started off alright but then it deteriorated into another pointless chat session between you and your online stalker bf Pilot25. If you keep that up this is getting transferred to Cafe where you can carry on.

                      And yes, there are others who have commented on this, NYA himself has mentioned the uplifting effects my posts have on certain parts of his anatomy - so it's a fair point. Unfortunately he has curves in all the wrong places, and I do prefer women - preferably without a moustache. I would compare our relationship as more Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. It happened from day 1.

                      One day we might let you gatecrash the party and have threesome, but first you have to prove yourself.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Sadi Sobi:


                        C) Opposites attract, and lets face it ur opinions and general outlook on life couldn't be more different ....
                        I dinna ken fit ya takin aboot other things but I quite like the idea of opposite being attracted and think that a poora pukka desified painDoo will suit you. I am not saying MoEziz was painDoo but he would definitely suit u madam. :-p

                        I should be thanking God that I left charity work and found something sensible.

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                          #13
                          Hands off Pilot, he's more of a man than you'll ever be. We'll take our chat elsewhere but please don't transfer this thread to Cafe. I like to think that in the few months that I've been here I've been promoted from Queen of Cafe to Queen of General. Like you, I don't take demotion kindly (Khail Khilari).

                          How does one go about proving herself and what are you gonna do about Afro. I'm still young and i really don't wanna be killed by ur online stalker gf (Aphrodite).

                          And stop trying to play it cool, I've seen the two of you stealing glances at each other and whispering sweet nothings when you think nobody's looking




                          [This message has been edited by Sadi Sobi (edited May 22, 2001).]
                          So, verily, with every difficulty, there is relief:
                          Verily, with every difficulty there is relief.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mr Xtreme:
                            Well Sobi, it started off alright but then it deteriorated into another pointless chat session between you and your online stalker bf Pilot25.


                            Grow up Mr.

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                              #15
                              Sadi. Astounding idea. On the outset there may appear a lot of differences between us two, but internally we are both more alike than, say Cleopatra and Marc Anthony (OK, Xtreme is a Marc). I think my family (i.e., wife) is open-minded enough for me to have a little cozy times with my pal Xtreme. The only thing is, you see, is that our love for each other may set a wrong precedent for future generation, because we will both be too busy reading and giving not enough time to one another. I am gonna have a terrible time deciding whether to read or to pay attention to Xtreme. He should have no problem making that decision, as I am quiet irresistible, you should know.

                              On that note, Xtreme, I am on my knees. I agree wholeheartedly with Sadi that you and I can make a totally fabulous hip and cheeky couple. Bring some Dickens, and I will add some Chekhov to the collection. I am currently doing some Danish philosophers; do you have any thing to match that? Bring it all. We can discuss the Roman’s Punic Wars with Carthage, an oligarchic empire stretching from the northern coast of Africa to the Strait of Gibraltar. Although scholars have argued that the primary cause of these Wars was Carthaginian expansion into the Greek cities of Sicily, but I will prove to you, Xtreme, that it was due to other factors. War and peace and books aside, Xtreme, most importantly, bring yourself. I am waiting on the pebbly beach for you, with my arms wide open. Without any inhibitions.

                              Sadi. Will you be our best man? Please.

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