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    A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and
    has the following exchange:

    Officer:May I see your driver's license?

    Driver:I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

    Officer:May I see the owner's card for this

    Driver:It's not my car. I stole it.

    Officer:The car is stolen?

    Driver:That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in

    Officer:There's a gun in the glove box?

    Driver:Yes sir. That's where I put it after I
    shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

    Officer:There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

    Driver:Yes, sir.

    Hearing this, the officer immediately
    called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handlethe tense

    Captain:Sir, can I see your license?

    Driver:Sure. Here it is.It was valid.

    Captain:Who's car is this?

    Driver:It's mine, officer. Here's the owner'
    card....The driver owned the car.

    Captain:Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

    Driver:Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
    Sure enough, there was nothing in the
    glove box.

    Captain:Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

    Driver:No problem.

    Trunk is opened; no body.

    Captain:I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

    Driver:Yeah, I'll bet the lying turkey told you I was speeding, too......