This is to anounce the great news that you are DEAD!!

[Beatle_ki_wapsi]

You are dead! Driving in a drunk state you met with an accident last night! Your enemy, a news reporter, gets to know about it. He writes the obituary to be published in the next day's news papers:

"This is to anounce the wonderful news of the death of ........ He was a nuisance and a real burden on our mother earth! Lets thank God for having mercy on us by inviting him to His fiery abode. The celebrations will continue throughout the month. Party timings and locations will be anounced later."

You (your bhatakti hui aathma) comes to know about this. You go to God and say:
"Oh God! Ek to tune mujhe itni jaldi yaad farmaliya, ab tune mere dushman ko obituary likhne ko keh diya! Yeh to anyae he! Reham farma!"

Out of His infinite Mercy, God says:
"I will give you a chance. Write an obituary for your self and bring it to me. I will miraculously replace it with the one written by your enemy."

Now then. You have to write your own obituary! Kya kya badaiyan karo ge? What will you write in your own obituary?

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Get Back to Where you Once Belonged!

[paki_krusty]

driving in a drunk state Beatle i don't think you will get a chance to ask anything from hell http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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"jeevan ki ho tum taqdeer, mein Ranjha hoon tu meri Heer"

[Beatle_ki_wapsi]

Just to get you started, here is my obituary:

"With deep regret and sorrow I announce the sad and untimely demise of one of the most wonderful person, Beatle. Throughout his life he contributed for the welfare of his dear country, Pakistan, in particular and the world in general. His death will be mourned by the entire world for it has been a great loss. Lets pray for his hereafter. (Did I mention that he died a sober death?)"

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Get Back to Where you Once Belonged!