Only if you know the original song...
CRAIG DAVID—SEVEN DAYS(Desi styleeee Endz Remix)
On my way to see my friends
To go to Southall for a cup of tea
As I walked through the subway
It must have been about a quarter past three
In front of me stood a Rasmalai with a body to die for
She asked me for my caste
Said Hindu-Punjabi
She said Gujurati
And asked her for her family’s name
Did she decline? No
Didn’t she mind? She came from Hounslow!
What was the name? Damn Shah
Did she look game? She couldn’t resist a Doctor
So was she keen? She gave me a note
Masala queen? Straight off the boat
What did she say? She said she’d love to
At a rendez-vous, once our parents knew wasn’t going to be Long till the
arranged wedding do
I met this tik on Monday
Saw her family on Tuesday
We were taking vows on Wednesday
She cooked Thursday and Friday and Saturday
And cleaned on a Sunday
I couldn’t bump’n’grind with my growing waistline Cos she be cookin fine
good housewife she told me she’d makes rotis for me all night long Ooh,
I loved the dough she mixed it
From her hands to the stove she flipped it
And I, oh I yeah, hope that she cares about her looks
Cos her sister’s more fair
I’m not a man to play around baby, ooh yeah
Cos I’m pot-bellied and losing my hair
From the first impression you don’t seem to be like that
But you need some wax for a growing tache
And your thighs are getting fat
And from Hounslow to Harrow
Endless nagging on my phone
Cos our families want to know
If they can hire out a leisure centre sports hall
Chorus
Since I met this Asian lady, ooh yeah
I’ve been under her thumb
I still haven’t kissed her
But I’d love to shag her sister
Oh I wish I’d waited one more weekend
I HOPE I AM WRONG IN THINKING THAT THIS IS WHAT EVERY WANNABE STUD WILL BE SINGING IN B'HAM, LECISTER, BRADFORD, AND LONDON!!!!!
BUT CAN YOU BOYS SING ANYTHING BETTER?
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