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    for all you wannabe Paki-studs!!


    Only if you know the original song...

    CRAIG DAVIDóSEVEN DAYS(Desi styleeee Endz Remix)
    On my way to see my friends
    To go to Southall for a cup of tea
    As I walked through the subway
    It must have been about a quarter past three
    In front of me stood a Rasmalai with a body to die for
    She asked me for my caste
    Said Hindu-Punjabi
    She said Gujurati
    And asked her for her familyís name
    Did she decline? No
    Didnít she mind? She came from Hounslow!
    What was the name? Damn Shah
    Did she look game? She couldnít resist a Doctor
    So was she keen? She gave me a note
    Masala queen? Straight off the boat
    What did she say? She said sheíd love to
    At a rendez-vous, once our parents knew wasnít going to be Long till the
    arranged wedding do

    I met this tik on Monday
    Saw her family on Tuesday
    We were taking vows on Wednesday
    She cooked Thursday and Friday and Saturday
    And cleaned on a Sunday

    I couldnít bumpínígrind with my growing waistline Cos she be cookin fine
    good housewife she told me sheíd makes rotis for me all night long Ooh,
    I loved the dough she mixed it
    From her hands to the stove she flipped it

    And I, oh I yeah, hope that she cares about her looks
    Cos her sisterís more fair
    Iím not a man to play around baby, ooh yeah
    Cos Iím pot-bellied and losing my hair
    From the first impression you donít seem to be like that
    But you need some wax for a growing tache
    And your thighs are getting fat
    And from Hounslow to Harrow
    Endless nagging on my phone
    Cos our families want to know
    If they can hire out a leisure centre sports hall

    Chorus
    Since I met this Asian lady, ooh yeah
    Iíve been under her thumb
    I still havenít kissed her
    But Iíd love to shag her sister
    Oh I wish Iíd waited one more weekend

    I HOPE I AM WRONG IN THINKING THAT THIS IS WHAT EVERY WANNABE STUD WILL BE SINGING IN B'HAM, LECISTER, BRADFORD, AND LONDON!!!!!

    BUT CAN YOU BOYS SING ANYTHING BETTER?

    #2
    http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif That was really funny! I got this sent in an e-mail a while back! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

    http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif
    :hula: :hula: :hula: and more :hula:

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