Well thats what they found
After digging to a depth of 100m last year,
Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years,
And came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone
network one thousand years ago.
So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that
followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines
in the US newspapers read:- "US scientists have
found traces of 2000 year old optical
fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors
already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000
years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Pakistani press reported the
following:- "After digging as deep as 500m,
Pakistani scientists have found absolutely nothing.
They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their
ancestors were already using mobile phones
Pakistan Zinda Baad
After digging to a depth of 100m last year,
Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years,
And came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone
network one thousand years ago.
So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that
followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines
in the US newspapers read:- "US scientists have
found traces of 2000 year old optical
fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors
already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000
years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Pakistani press reported the
following:- "After digging as deep as 500m,
Pakistani scientists have found absolutely nothing.
They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their
ancestors were already using mobile phones
Pakistan Zinda Baad
Comment