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A Woman's Thoughts on Life!

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    A Woman's Thoughts on Life!

    salam friends:-
    umeed hay ke app sub ko pasand aye gi. and plz! let me knw wht u say about it...

    1.Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
    2. I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully.
    3. If I can't be skinny, let all my friends be fat.
    4. My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance.
    5. I cleaned my house yesterday, sure wish you could have seen it.
    6. This isn't clutter, these are my antiques!
    7. If you don't like my attitude, call 1-800-Who Cares.
    8. Discover Wildlife! Have Kids!
    9. "Genuine Antique Person," Been there, done that, can't remember!
    10. Our policy is to always blame the computer.
    11. I'm not aging, I just need re-potting.
    12. Take my advice, I'm not using it!
    13. Okay! I love you! Now can we eat?
    14. You know you're getting old when you stop to think and forget to start again.
    15. Mom, I'll always love you, but I'll never forgive you for cleaning my face with spit on a hanky.
    16. I love to give homemade gifts ... umm, which one of the kids would you like?
    17. I have a million dollar figure -- but it's all loose change!
    18. By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence!
    19. This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.
    20. Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes.

    Aik sathi


    Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing all my life!


      *scratches head* .. yar kamikaze ji .. aisee khawateen wali sochon say apnay ko to door hi rehna hay .. but yeah .. NICE!

      Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
      Ba'Qalam-e-khud, deewaan'e-gs say baraah'e-raast, Jang Bahaadur Nawaab'e-Lucknow Shaan'e-Brampton Miyaan Shamsheer-ul-Faizy(H.R.H.H.Mister confused)