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    Is It Male or Female?

    »Who is right????«

    An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender
    association in the English language. He stated how hurricanes at one time were given only feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she."

    One of the students raised their hand and asked, "What "gender" is a computer?" The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine.

    Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

    *The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to In the masculine gender because:
    1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
    2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
    3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they are the problem.
    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
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    *The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely Be referred to in the feminine gender because:

    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
    3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


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    #2
    aleena beta u should know that! ofcourse females are right..aur ho bhi kon sakta hai http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/dixsi.gif

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      #3

      funny (and it makes sense too!)

      so does this mean that computer are both male and female... hmmm
      What did they decide in the end..?

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        #4
        What was the final decision?

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          #5
          lol mindless baji ...hmmm females aren't alwayz rite though, but u kno MOST of da times they are http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif lol....

          ammarr uncle i don't think there was n.e. final dicision they came up wid..i think it goes for both genders...don't u?

          pardesi uncle agar mujhe pata hota tou mein bol na deti?lol hehe, mujhe tou both lagta hay cuz as u see males or females ne jo reazons diay the, they made sense in their own ways....


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            #6
            http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif Pardesi Uncle ......I don't think. Pardesi baji or appa or something on those line I think is more appropriate. But I could be wrong (NOT)

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              #7
              kajoor uncle fo real? sowwy pardesi baji/aunty http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/crying.gif mujhe nahi pata thaa, mein samjhi aap uncle/bhai hain http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/flower2.gif

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                #8
                Hmmmm,
                I think we can easily decide on basis of these criteria that computer are female after all.Because the reasons given by males make a lot more sense.OTOH out of the 4 given by females no.2 is wrong becuase given the right data computers are not clueless.No.4 is also worng because according to women,men are all the same so how could you find a better model?
                However if we take computers to be female then that seems to work properly.
                So I guess the males in the class were right.

                P.S.Lo aleena dekh lo meri posts.

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                  #9
                  http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

                  that was funny leena...

                  especially what the men came up with..
                  Save Pakistan.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ahmed:
                    Hmmmm,
                    I think we can easily decide on basis of these criteria that computer are female after all.Because the reasons given by males make a lot more sense.OTOH out of the 4 given by females no.2 is wrong becuase given the right data computers are not clueless.No.4 is also worng because according to women,men are all the same so how could you find a better model?
                    However if we take computers to be female then that seems to work properly.
                    So I guess the males in the class were right.

                    P.S.Lo aleena dekh lo meri posts.
                    Ahmedi is right,for thinking like HE does ,NO COMPUTER CAN DO dat!

                    Besides


                    The top six reasons computers must be female:


                    6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
                    5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
                    4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory
                        for future reference.
                    3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is
                        incomprehensible to everyone else.
                    2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as
                        "If you don't know why I'm mad at you,
                         then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
                    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
                    1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
                        spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
                    ROFL wtme /Unable To Speak ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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                      #11
                      Guru Datt,marhoom ke Pyaasa & Kaghaz Ke Phool par Parody ,Mohod,Rafi (male)

                      yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,

                      yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
                      yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya;

                      yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?
                      yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti

                      ye basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti
                      yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti

                      yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?
                      har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi

                      excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi
                      yeh office hai ya salame microsoft ki

                      yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?
                      jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor

                      mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem
                      tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer

                      yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?
                      hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

                      SOftware Professional ki Pyassai,duniya

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