Top 10 rejection lines given by women (and what they actually mean)

[Ahmar]

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred
> banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
>
> 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my
> dad.)
>
> 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork
> I've ever laid eyes upon.)
>
> 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending
> the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the
> other guys I'm seeing.)
>
> 6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of
> Ben and Jerry's.)
>
> 5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were
> in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
>
> 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)
>
> 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and
> unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
>
> 2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
>
>...and the Number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually
> means):
>
> 1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
> excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex
> with. It's that "male perspective" thing.)
>

[CM]

I am very proud to say that i have heard none of those.... in english!! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/silly.gif

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[Pristine]

LOL

But this should really be in Jokes section.

[ghalib]

CM, so basically women don't even bother responding to your advances.....

[appkiamaanat]

Ahmar bhai you make everything sound sooooo mean, why do you guys take things like that????? Can't it simply mean what the girl sayshttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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[^DerVaisH^]

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[Sehar]

hmmm Ahmar, seen it many times in forwards, but it's funny every time i read it http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

[This message has been edited by ~Sehar~ (edited December 12, 2000).]

[CM]

Now ghalib who said it was women? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
But yeah The only response i get is a slap and this number to an insane asylum.
What do you think they are trying to tell me??

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[Daysee Behna]

So Ahmar wud they mean the same if it was reversed, i.e. Top 10 rejection lines given by men? anyone???

Haha @ "its not u, its me" line *tehee*

[Mariah]

I`d say they were fairly accurate Ahmar

[Najim]

Men usually dont reject .....


unless they are in imprisoned (by wedlock or some other reason).

[piyarabachaa]

Believe it or not, no. 9 and 10 actually happened to me!!! It was the same girl who said both the things!

[BLaDeGirL911]

here's another one


M: Haven't I seen you some place before?
F:Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
> >
M: Is this seat empty?
F: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> >
M: Your place or mine?
F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
> >
M: So, what do you do for a living.
F: I'm a female impersonator.
> >
M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
F: DO NOT ENTER.
> >
M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
F: Unfertilized.
> >
M: Your body's like a temple.
F: Sorry, there are no services today.
> >
M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
F: But would you stay there?
> >
M: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
F: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.



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[DeSiMuNdA]

hahah...funny

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[hk]

ive seen it many times before too...but its still funny

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