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    Family and computers

    Please don't transfer this to the jokes forum.

    > >> Conversation Between a Wife and Her Husband who Is a
    > >> Software Engineer.
    > >>
    > >> Husband : (Returning late from work)
    > >> "Good Evening dear . . . . ., I'm now logged in."
    > >>
    > >> Wife??? : Have you brought the grocery?
    > >> Husband : Bad command or filename.
    > >>
    > >> Wife??? : But I told you in the morning
    > >> Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
    > >>
    > >> Wife??? : What about my new TV?
    > >> Husband : Variable not found . . .
    > >>
    > >> Wife??? : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some
    > >> shopping.
    > >> Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied . . .
    > >>
    > >> Wife??? : Do you love me or do you only love computers
    > >> or are you just being funny?
    > >> Husband : Too many parameters . . .
    > >>
    > >> Wife??? : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like
    > >> you.
    > >> Husband : Data type mismatch.
    > >>
    > >> Wife??? : You are useless.
    > >> Husband : It's by Default.
    > >>
    > >> Wife??? : What about your Salary?
    > >> Husband : File in use . . . Try later.
    > >>
    > >> Wife??? : What is my value in the family?
    > >> Husband : Unknown Virus


    I love the last one!!!!

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    CROIRE A L'INCROYABLE
    You can't fix stupid. So might as well troll them!

    #2
    hahah this is so funny...
    I might use some of these lines to my wife..

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    kutta ban gaya houn tairay pyar mein
    sunnah chahti ho to sunoh
    BHOW BHOW!!

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      #3
      Why shouldn't it be transferred?

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        #4
        haha..some are really funny..esp the last one....

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          #5
          Munza baji, it was just a request, i thought that it would be.
          If not my bad.

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          CROIRE A L'INCROYABLE
          You can't fix stupid. So might as well troll them!

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            #6
            Ahahhahahh
            Goood one CM.. like it... http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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