Salaams you guys,
I was just sat reminiscing over some of the things that happended during my life and all of a sudden I break into laughter thinking about something that happened maybe 10-12 years ago !..
I remember once (back at high school) we had to do a book review. We were given the choice of either reviewing a book we had already read or to pick from a selection in class, read it and then reiview it. So this class-mate of mine who was sat next to me, explains to the teacher that he's not much of a book reader and doesn't really want to read any of the books in her sellection.
Anyway, the teacher then asks if he's seen any films which were adapted from books, and if he has, she'll try to find the book from which the film was adapted and he can read that. so far so good...
So she asks him if he's read 'Moby Dick'.. He stares at her for a short while with this 'lost' look. So she starts to explain a bit about the book and he suddenly shouts out ' Oh yes !, now I remember.. its about that Fish !'..
you should have seen the teachers face having heard this senior high-school student describe a big F****** whale as a fish !... ahhh it was definately one of those 'Kodak' moments !. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
The other instance was also in high-school when our science teacher was holding a testube full of mercury. He spends about 10 minutes warning us of the hazards of comming into contact with this substance and how it can make all your hair turn green before you lose it totally !.. he then proceeds to trip up and spil it all over the desk only inches away from me !.. ahh safety in the lab !.. those were the days !
Well they made me laugh !.. just wanted to share them with you guys. If you have any dangerous/funny stories to tell about the experiences in your life.. please do so !
------------------
Death is only the Beginning.
I was just sat reminiscing over some of the things that happended during my life and all of a sudden I break into laughter thinking about something that happened maybe 10-12 years ago !..
I remember once (back at high school) we had to do a book review. We were given the choice of either reviewing a book we had already read or to pick from a selection in class, read it and then reiview it. So this class-mate of mine who was sat next to me, explains to the teacher that he's not much of a book reader and doesn't really want to read any of the books in her sellection.
Anyway, the teacher then asks if he's seen any films which were adapted from books, and if he has, she'll try to find the book from which the film was adapted and he can read that. so far so good...
So she asks him if he's read 'Moby Dick'.. He stares at her for a short while with this 'lost' look. So she starts to explain a bit about the book and he suddenly shouts out ' Oh yes !, now I remember.. its about that Fish !'..
you should have seen the teachers face having heard this senior high-school student describe a big F****** whale as a fish !... ahhh it was definately one of those 'Kodak' moments !. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
The other instance was also in high-school when our science teacher was holding a testube full of mercury. He spends about 10 minutes warning us of the hazards of comming into contact with this substance and how it can make all your hair turn green before you lose it totally !.. he then proceeds to trip up and spil it all over the desk only inches away from me !.. ahh safety in the lab !.. those were the days !
Well they made me laugh !.. just wanted to share them with you guys. If you have any dangerous/funny stories to tell about the experiences in your life.. please do so !
------------------
Death is only the Beginning.
and then we realized where she was goin with it and i was like " HELL NO!!!!!!!"....tried to explain to her that it was not how it looked...but then how do u explain 2 ppl in the same stall?????? took me the whole time i was in that school to convince ppl i was not a lesbian....VP even told my mom and mom is like "beta, just cuz u go to an all girls school doesn't mean u go weird" i was stumped.....so i ended up leaving the school......hehe, and then...jsut as ppl were realizing that i really was not the girls lover....hehe, the day i was leaving, i hug Lessie good bye...and the VP sees this and it started all over again (u know old desi ppl and how their brains function).....so the VP's last words to me were " kuch logo ko aap ke jane pe nihaithi afsos hai....gham ka pahar toot gaya hai un per".....i just walked away smiling...but those were the days ppl.....so screwed up!
Comment