Female bus conductors

[ChannMahi]

>>>>First female conductors on public buses /DAWN/Nov 22
KARACHI (AFP) - Female conductors were introduced on public buses in Pakistan for the first time Tuesday in the country's largest city, Karachi.
They will work in 12 air-conditioned buses as an experiment, said a spokesman for the Karachi Public Transport Society, Iqbal Khan.
The number of buses with women conductors would be increased to 100 if the system worked well, he added.

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I think that is great. here is a possible conversation in the bus betwee a female conductor and a sawari.

Female Conductor : kahaN jaana hai?

Sawari: main kiha ji jithey mari lai chalo...sanu te koi aitraaz nahi.

FC: Main poochti hooN kahan ki ticket doon? kahaN jaana hai?

Sawari: (oye eh te gussa kar gai...mai te unjh ee check kar ria si) waise tuhanu dekhan toN baad te kittay vi jaan nu jee nai karda....par phir vi je tusi bahuta zor launday ho te ikk Mianwali di de diyo.

FC: eh ki?? 100 da note? khullay paise do mere paas change nahi hai.

Sawari: koi gall nahi phir ki hoyea....bakayea tusi rakh lao...surkhi powder khareed liyo..hehehe

FC: bakwas band karo! nahi tou neechay utaar dooN gi.

Sawari: janab tuhade hathoN te asiN bus de thallay aun lai vi tiyaar haan...bass ticket thorha jia nazdeeq baith ke katt do...zara sanu vi pata lag jaye tusi kinni sohni conductri karde ho...hehehee

Some how Anchal comes to mind while tlaking about femle conductors. She will make a
zabardast conductor.

Conducto Anchal: logo!! apni apni seetoN par tight ho ke baith jao..hilljull karne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai...aur kaan khol kar sunn lo paise khullay honay chhaiye...mere paas itna faaltoo time nahi hai ke main aap jaisoN pe azayea karooN.....aur haan..(pencil ko kaano pe tikaati hui) yeh kaaliz wale mustanDay..sabh ke sabh chichoray hain...tum apni aankheiN neechay kar lo...agar aaj kisi ne mere saath chhairh khani ki tou driver ko keh ka poori bus nehar mein girva dooN gi...aa jaatay hain kaaliz ka bahana laga kar conductrniyoN ke checkout karne....

Student Sawari #1: Anchal auntie aap humse paise naa hi lein tou achha hai...jabb hum parh likh kar General Manager bann gaye tou aapki traansfur bhi office mein(aankh ko dabaatay huye) karva deiNge...aish karni phir aish...

Conductor Anchal: jaa beh jaa...mujhe sara pata hai kiya kartay hai affsar apni sectriyoN ke saath...mujeh nahi hai jaan aaffice vaaffice mein...yeh line apni claas wali laundiyoN ko maarni...humaray paas hai humara Real Man ghar pe..

Student sawari #2: haye mein mar jaavaN gurh kha ke...auntie humeiN bhi sikha do na kiya kartay hai aafice mein.....seccctaaaaaaaaaariyoN ke saath...hum tou bilkul bhollay hai..kuchh nahi hai aata humko

Conductor Anchal: (ticketoN wala packet sajjay haath mein lehraatay huye) abay sir mein maar kar sir sir phoRh dooN gi..ayea hai barha Minhaj ka chela..

Student Sawari #1: arey arey Anchal auntie aap tou gussa kar gai....chhorho iss ko...waise aap chhoRho yeh naukri aur woh real man...aur chalo humare saath kaaliz mein...aap tou ishaq ki senior professor lag sakti hai wahan...
(sabhi larkay taaliyaN maar kar awaazeiN niqaaltay hain)

Condcutor Anchal : (sharam se laal ho kar...muskarati hui) chalo chalo...sabh chichoray hain aap...jao roof par charh jao sabhi...aaj jaanay deitee hooN free..agar phir mere se kisi ne chhairhkhani ki tou bus ke peechhay seerhiyoN ke saath ulta latkaa dooNgi...

sabhi larkay bus ki roof par charh jaata hai aur naahray lagane lagtay hain.....
Super conductor? Anchal aunite!.....Ishaq professor? Anchal auntie.........

[Anchal]

Chan ji
main akhiya
hor tay sab sahi hay
par aay ishq professor wali gal nai samagh ji aai

zara rosnhi tay dalo

[Nadeem]

Khala Jee!

Tusse apay hee sumjho.....ay tay tuadee galaN hay!!!

Anachal FC.....

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Nadeem

[Mr Xtreme]

I predict a big jump in bus travel in karachi.

[pathwari]

Chann Gee,
i agree, Anchal wud be a great conductor.
There will be no more troubles with students.

[Roman]

O boy, those old buses are gonna hump lot more than ever now.

[Yasin]

Well guys, if this initiative is taken in karachi then I wonder why the hell the whole conversation was in Punjabi. I dont understand a single word of it. I hope the women conductor are not going to be punjabi, just like PIA have fat ugly dark women air hostess.
People dont travel in PIA becuase of that. And I dont want to see karachi people dont take buses any more becuase of the same above said reason.

[Anchal]

Yasin are you insulting my attemtp to post a punjabi post?

mind you I am not a punjabi however my punjabi is highly polished cause of my hindku speaking relatives

so all punjabi speaking guppies....You think i can pass for a punjabi http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

Chan ji tusi thero to

[Eros]

Sure anchal khala...you can speak better punjabi than I can ...you definitely pass the test for being a punjabi..

[Anchal]

Eros then thats great
Now i can fall under the category that Yasin mentioned Punjabi women are 'Fat Ugly and Dark'

So i take it all the guppies are going to karachi for their vacations and umm I will be seeing you in the bus?

ziada bateesi na nikaloo....khoon pee jaon gi

Ps. Yasin, umm dude have you ever seen a punjabi girl.....they are beautiful, tall and fair

enuff said!!

[Nadeem]

Khala Jee,

Yasin, umm dude have you ever seen a punjabi girl.....they are beautiful, tall and fair

Are you talking about Indian-held Punjab????

've never seen any such KURRI in Pakistani Punjab...

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Nadeem

[Yasin]

Originally posted by Anchal:
Yasin are you insulting my attemtp to post a punjabi post?

so all punjabi speaking guppies....You think i can pass for a punjabi http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

Chan ji tusi thero to

Anchal I didn't get a word of punjabi. U could have spent time learning something better.

[Yasin]

Originally posted by Anchal:
Eros then thats great
Now i can fall under the category that Yasin mentioned Punjabi women are 'Fat Ugly and Dark'
Ps. Yasin, umm dude have you ever seen a punjabi girl.....they are beautiful, tall and fair

enuff said!!

I didn't said that all punjabi women are fat ugly and dark, its just the Air hostess of PIA are like that, and I dont want to see those sort of ugly women as bus conductors of buses in karachi.

I was not saying it to u, no way, I never had that intension in my mind.

And I agree women from punjab could be beautiful and looks graceful, as long as they dont speak punjabi. Sorry to say but I find punjabi languages sucks. Its not at all sweet as Urdu or Persian or Arabic, which even if you dont know how to speak but still u can always listen to its poetry and music and enjoy.

Again Anchal I have no intension to offend u.

[Anchal]

hain ji Nadeem ji
kabhi vi kithay vi sohnri si punjabi kuri nai vaikhi?
tussi dunya ich eyy rahendo oo?

Yasin
umm I was kidding

you can call moi fat, ugly and dark....I wont mind ....

But bloody hell, I am gonna make one Excellent Bus Conductor

Chan ji tusi baray laiq faiq jaatak ho

[NYAhmadiX]

Chann Ji. Its about time we had women conductors. Women in Pakistan (and most of the developing world) contribute more than half (in real terms) of the GDP. The figures for sub-Saharan Africa is over 80% of the GDP is contributed to women (while men drink sleep and have sex, women are working the fields). In Mozambique for example, women work an average of 16 hours a day, starting at 4am walk (often miles) to fetch the water, collect fuel wood, and then cook for their families, followed by only to be abused.

It is a great sign that Pakistan has started to recognize this and are opening the sectors of the economy that have traditionally been out of reach for them.

The only job that they don’t do well is being an airhostess in PIA. PIA should only hire men as stewards.