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    some sayings i like

    ok heres some sayings i like
    ifu guys/women have any just add to them..
    they are not meant to be offensive ok!!
    heres the favourite one.

    the only thing slim about many a woman's figure is her chance of getting it back.

    a good motto, like a good office chair should not be too comfortable..

    correction does much,
    but encouragement does more.

    happiness is the only thing we can give without having

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    the tongue of a women is her sword, which she seldom suffers to rust
    I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by

    #2
    To go way too philiospical i have always liked emily dickinsons saying:

    Death is all we know of Heaven
    And all we need of Hell.

    Though i find the women's figure one hilarious!!!

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    CROIRE A L'INCROYABLE
    You can't fix stupid. So might as well troll them!

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