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    Words and their meanings:

    Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    Rumor: News that travels at the speed of sound.

    Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

    College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

    Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.

    Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

    Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.

    Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

    Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

    Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is
    defeated by feminine power.

    Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

    Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

    Optimist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

    Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in
    ZERO,instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

    Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

    Father: A banker provided by nature.

    Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

    Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

    Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.







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    **Of all the things I've lost^^^I miss my MIND the most!**
    ** Of all the things I've lost ~~ I miss my mind the most **

    #2
    eeheheheh
    i like the last one http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif
    good job girl

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    Na Kabah mai na Be-tullah na dewaroun key sayoun mai, Namaz-e-Haq ada hotien hain Talwaroun key sayoun main

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      #3
      that was funny...i remember getting a fwd email.. a while back about some guy who was selling his encylopedia collection.

      "for sale.. set of encyclopedias, just married.. wife knows everything"

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        #4
        *Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is
        defeated by feminine power.*


        ohhhh I luv it http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif...............HOW TRUE ,hai na ???

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        Be Original~!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mindless:
          Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

          Hehehe...

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            #6
            hahaha,

            They are superb, you wrote them?

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            *V~V~V*He came, He saw, He conquered*V~V~V*

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              #7
              Those are neat. Good job Mindless

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                #8
                http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif Nice.... http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

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                *I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge.
                *That myth is more potent than history.
                *That dreams are more powerful than facts.
                *That hope always triumphs over experience.
                *That laughter is the only cure for grief.
                *And I believe that love is stronger than death.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Watcher:
                  hahaha,

                  They are superb, you wrote them?

                  watcher...I am mindless...how can I write all these things!

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                  **Of all the things I've lost^^^I miss my MIND the most!**
                  ** Of all the things I've lost ~~ I miss my mind the most **

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by *kashish*:
                    *Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is
                    defeated by feminine power.*


                    ohhhh I luv it http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif...............HOW TRUE ,hai na ???

                    bilkul ji! everything is true u know!
                    by the way thanx to all of u for replying!

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                    **Of all the things I've lost^^^I miss my MIND the most!**
                    ** Of all the things I've lost ~~ I miss my mind the most **

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                      #11
                      These r great Mindless!

                      I guess u r not mindless after all!!

                      Did u make them up?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Lollypop:
                        These r great Mindless!

                        I guess u r not mindless after all!!

                        Did u make them up?
                        nope! I didnt write even a single line yaar..trust me! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/rotato.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/rotato.gif

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                        **Of all the things I've lost^^^I miss my MIND the most!**
                        ** Of all the things I've lost ~~ I miss my mind the most **

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                          #13
                          I enjoyed that read.

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                            #14
                            thanks for sharing mindless

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                            oo LiFe Is An IllUsIoN aNd ReAliTy iS a FiGmEnT oF tHe iMaGiNaIiOn oo

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