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    [ reverse exodus ]

    Ever wonder what will happen if the reverse Exodus happens Americans rushing to Pakistan ..
    if ever Rs 1 = $100 !! What will happen????????????

    Here it goes....

    PLACE: TWO AMERICANS AT IBM, USA.

    Alex : hi John, u didnt come yesterday to office?

    John : yeah, i was in Pakistani embassy for stamping.

    Alex : oh really, what happened, i heard that nowadays it has become very strict

    John : yeah, but i managed to get it

    Alex : how long it took to get it stamped ?

    John : oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front of me and they played with him like anything, thats why it got delayed, I went there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4 pm .

    Alex : really? in Pakistan, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA visa.

    John : yeah but that is because who in Pakistan will be interested in coming to USA man, their economy has been booming.

    Alex : so, when are u leaving ?

    John : anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in Pakistan and u know, i will be getting a chance to fly Pakistan International. Sort of dream come true.

    Alex : how long r u going to stay in Pakistan

    John : what do u mean by how long. i will be settled in Pakistan, my company has promised me that they will process my hara patta (Green Card).

    Alex : really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a hara patta (Green Card) in Pakistan

    John : yeah, thats why, i am planning to marry an Pakistani girl there

    Alex : but you can find lots of American girls in Karachi & Islamabad.

    John : but , I prefer Pakistani girls coz they are beautiful and cultured

    Alex : where did u get the offer ?

    John : Shakar Pur city (downtown), yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is 1000 Rs for a single room accommodation.

    Alex : i see, thats too much for us people, rs 1 = $100 , oh God ! what about in Quetta & Peshawar ?

    John : no idea, but it is less than what we have in Shakar Pur. it is like the world headquarters of software.

    Alex : i heard , almost all the Pakistani's are having one personal robot for help.

    John : u can get a bmw car for Rs 5000, and a personal robot for less than Rs7500. but my dream is to purchase Suzki FX-800, which costs Rs.20,000 but has got sexy designing.

    Alex : by the way, who is u r client?

    John : Ahmed associates, a pure Pakistani company, specialized in embedded software.

    Alex : oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Pakistani company, they are really intelligent and unlike American bodyshoppers who have opened their fly by night outfits in Pakistan, Pakistani companies pay u in full even when u r on bench. my friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit Makran (south Balochistan), the most livable place in Pakistan, probably world.
    there, u have full freedom and no restrictions. u can do whatever u want!!! i wonder how that state has perfected that system

    John : yeah man, u r right. i hope our America also follows the footsteps.

    Alex : how are u going to cope with their language ?

    John : why not ? from my school days i ve been learning Urdu as my first language here at new york. At the consulate they tested my proficiency in Urdu and were quite impressed by my cent score in TOUFL ie Test Of Urdu as Foreign language.

    Alex : so , u r going to have fun there,

    John : yeah, i will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Lollywood where u can see actors like, Nadeem, Sultan Rahi, Nirma, Reema, Reshma, and all.

    Alex : u know, Gen. Musarraf is scheduled to visit us next year, he may then relax the number of visas

    John : thats true. last month, Infosys - Naswar Baloch Shebaz Soomro visited White House and donated 2000rs for Infrastructure development at silicon valley and has promised more if we follow the model of hightech city of ShakarPur and Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.

    Alex : but, Pakistani govt is planning to split Naswar Baloch Shebaz Soomro- Infosys

    John : he is a hard worker man, he can build any number of infosys like this,every minute he is getting Rs 1000, it seems, if u keep all his money converted as Rs.100 notes u can reach the pluto

    Alex : ok, good luck John.

    John : same to u Alex. and dont go to consulate in a Shalwar Kamiz because they will think u r too Pakistanized and may doubt u will ever comeback and hence ur non immigrant visa may get rejected. but dont forget to say Asalam-o-Alaikum, aap kaisay hai" to the visa officer at window 5. it seems he likes that and will not give u a visa if u dont greet him that way. My seniors at college have told me.


    [This message has been edited by [ nanga ] (edited September 29, 2000).]

    #2
    Dang! I feel so unlucky that I was born in Rome!

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      #3
      too bad roman, have to live with that. being roman you are not entitled for the hara-patta.
      but there is a loophole. marry my pakistani boss. she is ummmm… you know how she is.

      {PS}, i haven’t seen a punjabi speaking roman in the whole empire. now i know reason for its fall.

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        #4
        Your boss?? what is she, ( nangi )?
        [ No, don't concentrate too much on parentheses. ]

        {PS} yeah, if only they had a Punjabi speaking 'roman' among them...

        {PS(2)} Do you speak Punjabi, [ nanga ]?

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