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    Is it really a joke or ......?


    A man walking along a California beach was
    deep in prayer. All of a
    sudden,
    he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."
    Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in
    a booming voice the
    Lord
    said,
    "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me
    in all ways, I will grant
    you
    one wish".
    The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I
    can drive over anytime I
    want."
    The Lord said,"Your request is very
    materialistic. Think of the
    logistics
    of
    that
    kind of undertaking. The supports required to
    reach the bottom of the
    Pacific!
    The concrete and steel it would take!
    I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify
    your desire for worldly
    things.
    Take a little more time and think of another
    wish, a wish you think
    would
    honor
    and glorify me.
    " The man thought about it for a long time.
    Finally he said, "Lord, I
    wish
    that I
    could understand women. I want to know how
    they feel inside, what they
    are
    thinking when they give me the silent
    treatment, why they cry, what
    they
    mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can
    make a woman truly happy".
    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four
    on that bridge?"

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    if u find it nice then please contribute 1 from your side as well, and let us share the laughter





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