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    What if?......

    Ever wonder what will happen if the reverse Exodus happens Americans
    rushing to Pakistan .. if ever Rs 1 = $100 !!


    What will happen???????????? Here it goes .


    PLACE : TWO AMERICANS AT IBM, USA.

    Mr. Alex : hi John, youdidn’t come yesterday to office?
    Mr. John :yeah, I was in Pakistani embassy for stamping.


    Alex : Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become
    very strict
    John : Yeah, but I managed to get it


    Alex : How long it took to get it stamped ?
    John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in
    front of me and they played with him like anything, that’s why it got
    delayed, I went there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4 pm.


    Alex : Really? in Pakistan, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped
    for USA visa.
    John : Yeah but that is because who in Pakistan will be interested in
    coming to USA man, their economy has been booming.


    Alex : So, when are you leaving ?
    John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in Pakistan
    and you know, I will be getting a chance to fly PIA. sort of dream come
    true.


    Alex : How long are you going to stay in Pakistan
    John : What do you means by how long. I will be settled in Pakistan, my
    company has promised me that they will process my hara patta (Green
    Card).


    Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a hara
    patta (Green Card) in Pakistan
    John : Yeah, that’s why, I am planning to marry a Pakistani girl there


    Alex : But you can find lots of American girls in Karachi & Islamabad.
    John : But , I prefer Pakistani girls coz they are beautiful and
    cultured


    Alex : Where did you get the offer ?
    John : Shakar Pur city (downtown), yeah, salary is good there, but cost
    of living is quite high, it is Rs. 1000 for a single room accommodation.

    Alex : I see, that’s too much for us people, rs 1 = $100 , oh god !
    what about in Quetta & Peshawar ?
    John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in Shakar Pur. It is
    like the world headquarters of software.


    Alex : I heard , almost all the Pakistani's are having one personal
    robot for help.
    John : You can get a bmw car for Rs 5000, and a personal robot for less
    than Rs 7500. but my dream is to purchase Suzki FX-800, which costs
    Rs.20,000 but has got sexy designing.


    Alex : By the way, who is your client?
    John : Ahmed associates, a pure Pakistani company, specialized in
    embedded software.


    Alex : Oh, really , lucky to work in a pure Pakistani company, they are
    really intelligent and unlike
    American body shoppers who have opened their fly by night outfits in
    Pakistan, Pakistani companies pay you in full even when you r on bench.
    my friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit Maakran
    (south balouchistan), the most livable place in Pakistan, probably world
    there, you have full freedom and no restrictions. YOU can do whatever
    you want!!! I wonder how that state has perfected that system
    John : Yeah man, you r right. I hope our America also follows the
    footsteps.


    Alex : how are you going to cope with their language ?
    John : Why not ? from my school days I ve been learning Urdu as my
    first language here at New York. At the consulate they tested my
    proficiency in Urdu and were quite impressed by my cent score in U-FEL
    i.e. test of Urdu the official international language (like tofel).


    Alex : so , you r going to have fun there,
    John : Yeah, I will be traveling in the world's fastest train, world's
    largest theme park, and the famous lollywood where you can see actors
    like, Irfan koosat, Sultan Rahi, Babra Sharif, Reema and all.


    Alex : You know, Gen. Musaraf is scheduled to visit us next year, he
    may then relax the number of visas.
    John : That’s true. last month, Infosys - Naswar Khan Paktoon visited
    white house and donated 2000rs for Infrastructure development at silicon
    valley and has promised more if we follow the model of high-tech city of
    ShakarPur and Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. very lucky
    person.


    Alex : But, Pakistani govt is planning to split Naswar Khan Paktoon-
    Infosys
    John : he is a hard worker man, he can build any number of infosys
    like this, every minute he is getting Rs. 1000, it seems, if you keep
    all his money converted as Rs.100 notes you can reach the pluto


    Alex : Ok, good luck John.
    John : Same to you Alex. and don’t go to consulate in a Shalwar Kamiz
    because they will think you r too Pakistani zed and may doubt you will
    ever comeback and hence ur non-immigrant visa may get rejected. but
    don’t forget to say Aslam Alikum, aap kaisay hain" to the visa officer
    at window

    5. It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if you don’t
    greet him that way. My seniors at college have told me.


    #2
    Nice prospects for Pakistan but God forbid hordes of Americans flooding into Pakistan! We are an intellectual people... thye are not exactley bright people are they?

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      #3
      ahhhhhhhhhh Baarishh, isn't dreaming fun?

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        #4
        Hahaahha!!!!!! This is very funny. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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          #5
          to be continued....

          Alex: what ever happened to your application to immigrate to India?

          John: man, the waiting period for Americans to immigrate there is 38 years. My father had sent an application the night I was conceived. I still have 18 more years to find out if the petition was approved.

          Alex: then you should definitely go to Pakistan. If you are lucky, you might enter India illegally, like most Pakistanis do.

          John: Yeah buddy, I am hoping for that. If I am really lucky, I might make it to Chitagong, BD.

          Alex: o wow, BD! You Go man!

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            #6
            quite hillarous thought.

            I agree, desis should remain poor and economically downtroden to keep westerns away from our land...bad bad people.
            What a dumb ass person would invent electricity, automobile, computer, TV, Aeroplane, Gas engine, steam engine and blah blah....on the otherhand we are intellectuals...we know how to operate an automobile(cab drivers), how to operate a computer(programmers), how to use electricity to cook food(yes flipping burgers at Mcdonalds) even our kids know how to turn the TV on...damn we are indeed intellectuals

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              #7
              http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
              I Wishhhhhh...........!

              Stay Kool http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smooth.gif
              Sayonara

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                #8
                tum bhi shuroo ho gayi ho??

                copy and paste or itna zyada likhna and waste!!!

                chalo khush rahio jaisay bhi rahio!!!!


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                  #9
                  hope so.....!!

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                  acha ji...haan ji...

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                    #10
                    woooooooaaaaHhh!! that was a long 1..but quit interesting and funny..i jus cudn't stop maself from reading!
                    http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

                    yah! if thingz wud b this way..the whole world wud b going crazy http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/pagal.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggthumb.gif

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                    tOmoRroW is a fuTurE...
                    anD toDay iS a giFt...
                    tHaT's whY it's caLLed a prEseNt...
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