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    Sheikh Chilly... aur main


    Mujhe kal raat ek bahut hi zabardast khawaab aaya...

    Ab mujhe sirf 500 murghian chaahiyen. Main unn murghiyon ka ek poultry farm kholunga. Phir woh 500 murghiyan 500 anday dengi aur phir meray paas 1000 murghian ho jaaengi aur phir unn 1000 murghiyon ke 1000 anday....

    PHIR main pooray Umreeka ko murghiyan supply karunga. Lekin unn ke anday sirf main hi rakhunga....

    BAS EK PROBLEM HAI, 500 MURGHIYAN AATI KITNE KI HAIN?????




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    ...aur bhayya, kaise ho?

    #2
    buhut asaaan sa hal hay iss ghambeen say maslay kaa.

    aap 500 murghion kay bajaaey 500 andon say karoobaar shuru kijiyay.

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      #3

      Hayaa ji, main ne bhi pehle yeh socha tha, lekin phir UNN ANDON SE MAIN CHOOSAY KAISE NIKAALUNGA?

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        #4
        Anday torr ker?! simple duh!

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          #5

          Haya begum,

          Mera Poultry Farm kholnay ka irada hai, Omlette ka restaraunt kholnay ka nahin...

          Ab toh koi aur tarkeeb hi sochni pare gi... Waise toh main ne ghar se saare bartan-bhaande baich diye hain, taake kal subha subha jaa kar dher saare Anday khareedun. Kya khayaal hai aap ka?



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