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    Deep Thoughts for Shallow People...

    Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

    If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

    Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

    If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"

    Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

    What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

    Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of paintings by Picasso.

    If it's true that we are here to help 'others' -- then what exactly are the 'others' here for?

    Never forget that 'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'.

    You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

    Clones are people two.

    If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

    As I said before, I never repeat myself!

    If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

    If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

    Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

    If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

    If Light has a speed, So what's the speed of dark?

    If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

    Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

    Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

    more to come…..

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    Bhai jaan nangay, wud u mind wearing some clothes??
    plzzz ...pretty plz...wo kiya hei ke mere abba ne dekh liya tou mera yahaN aana band ker deiN geiN


      I am not nanga by clothes
      I am nanga ‘coz I don’t have friends to cover me up.

      Now don’t look at me wid those killer eyez


        bhai jaan nigaheiN jhuka ke baat ker rahi hooN....du chaar dost pakaR lo kahiN se...



          Naikoo - Queen of Hearts,

          You are funny!