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    Malik's adventures in Pakistan.

    He is back and began predicting what will happen in 2020, 2050 and so on as usual.


    So, malik, how was ur trip?

    #2
    I am sure he was invited by his beloved CE for a cup of tea and to praise him for the immense service he is doing to Pakistan by fabricating stuff/knitting logic out of thin air to defend Pakistan on GupShup amidst powerful Indian Howitzers.
    In his absence, the smaller fishes like CM/Outlaw/Mundyaa/2Pak/ProudPakistani did their best within their limitations under the guidance of Old Hawk Xtreme but were obviously no match against sound Indian broadside.

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      #3
      And i thought i was crazy!!!
      Some1 i hand you the award for the craziest post of them all.

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      In his absence, the smaller fishes like CM/Outlaw/Mundyaa/2Pak/ProudPakistani did their best within their limitations under the guidance of Old Hawk Xtreme but were obviously no match against sound Indian broadside.
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      I mean where do you come up with this stuff??
      No Match??
      Hahahahaha - thanks for the laugh!!!!

      It should actually read:

      In the absence of our esteemed colleague Kmailik, the smaller men of the battalion like CM/Outlaw/Mundyaa/2Pak/ProudPakistani did their very best under severe adversity, but the brilliant guidance of the Old Hawk Xtreme steered the group through and the Indian broadside was quickly outwitted and scattered to the hidden recesses of the Internet.

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      CROIRE A L'INCROYABLE
      You can't fix stupid. So might as well troll them!

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        #4
        malik, umra mubarak ho !

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          #5
          Some1 (somewhere, somehow)

          The Pak team is unrivalled on gupshup. CM and Malik soften you up with the heavy artillery, Mundyaa swoops in with the air-strikes, with occasional bombing raids by Outlaw, Rational gives the military briefings at the end of each successful sortie and the Xceptional Commander-in-Chief, yours truly, homes in with the laser-guided missiles (made in China) to blast the opposition to rubble.

          Indians as usual are left cowering behind their women, The Indhira Gandhi Twins; Rani and Sushma Kapoor. Nice try though Some1. If reality doesn't fit the bill, a little fantasy doesn't do any harm.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mr Xtreme:
            Some1 (somewhere, somehow)

            The Pak team is unrivalled on gupshup.

            Indians as usual are left cowering behind their women, The Indhira Gandhi Twins; Rani and Sushma Kapoor. Nice try though Some1. If reality doesn't fit the bill, a little fantasy doesn't do any harm.
            Very funny, this sounds like a internet Jehad...Mullah Mundayaa can keep preaching killing of Hindus and others like yourself sitting on your key board can keep bucking up Jehadis in Kashmir and sucking up to Millitary General (not that you have any choice)....thinking of yourself as real warriors, killers of Kaffirs. All of you will have permanent place in heaven.

            P.S. You may be Zia-ul-hak, don't think of me as Indira...I never liked the lady.

            [This message has been edited by Rani (edited September 04, 2000).]

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              #7
              >>>Mullah Mundayaa can keep preaching killing of Hindus <<<

              i'm not qualified to be a mullah. more like a disco molvi.

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                #8
                Disco Molvi, is Disco allowed in Islam? So what do you do dance around with the threads started here without actually knowing what you are upto or dane to the tune of Indian film music which again is haraam.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mr Xtreme:
                  Indians as usual are left cowering behind their women, The Indhira Gandhi Twins

                  Xtreme, you want to know how reality bites. Your similies brought back the memories -

                  Indira Gandhi, 95000 soldiers, shameful surrender, Guiness Record, nation in two halves, brave pakistani fronts - something is coming to your mind.

                  Now that you see them as twin Indiras, I can well imagine your fate. Prepare to become four. Good luck now that Malik is back, break the earlier record by surrendering in more numbers.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mr Xtreme:
                    Indians as usual are left cowering behind their women, The Indhira Gandhi Twins; Rani and Sushma Kapoor. Nice try though Some1. If reality doesn't fit the bill, a little fantasy doesn't do any harm.
                    LOL, love the twins bit http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif

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                      #11
                      Rani :

                      this sounds like a internet Jehad
                      Internet jihad? That sounds interesting...in that case I'll probably need a couple of cyber-concubines. you're not vounteering are you?

                      Dhir,

                      Congrats on the choice of icon. That guy looks nearly as pi$$ed off as you always manage to sound.

                      Mariah,

                      You've obviously seen these gals in action

                      A fearsome sight I tells ya...

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Mr Xtreme:
                        Rani : Internet jihad? That sounds interesting...in that case I'll probably need a couple of cyber-concubines. you're not vounteering are you?

                        Dhir,Congrats on the choice of icon. That guy looks nearly as pi$$ed off as you always manage to sound.


                        No wonder you are one of the moderators. I hope naiklarki is keeping a track of your comments.
                        This pissed off icon is selected by your own pissed forum managers. And why is it making you piss off. And the reply clearly suggest there is nothing really you can talk about except personal attacks. Not that it makes us feel bad, but it is generally impolite to use such tactics.

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                          #13
                          Ullu thanks for posting this I think? but I just noticed it now and I am in stitches

                          I'm laughing my head off at some of the stuff the Indians have written... I just cant get over laughing to write something serious

                          Especially amusing is Fake Ninja Turtle Some 1 saying:-

                          " In his absence, the smaller fishes like CM/Outlaw/Mundyaa/2Pak/ProudPakistani did their best within their limitations under the guidance of Old Hawk Xtreme but were obviously no match against sound Indian broadside"

                          ---Smaller Fishes!!! - more like true LEADERS of their OWN BATTALIONS of fighters who have relentlessly pounded the enemy with Nato-standard weapons and superior nuclear technology...!!!

                          GOD SOME OF YOU INDIANS ARE SO SAD! - Fake Ninja, Indira Rani, and dippy dhir...

                          Its heartening to know that you guys see me, CM, Extreme, Outlaw, Mundyaa, ProudPakistani, 2PAK and other great leaders of Gupshop as threats to you. We are the greatest!


                          ---Nanga - thanks khair mubarak...my wife and I had a most memorable and fulfilling UMRA tour in Saudi Arabia. I said prayers for all my friends and sparring partners on Gupshop



                          [This message has been edited by Malik73 (edited September 05, 2000).]

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