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    10 Commandments of a Teenager!!!

    1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)
    2)thou shall not do drugz (alcohol last longer)
    3)thou shall not steel from k-mart. (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
    4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)
    5)thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money)
    6)thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)
    7)thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
    8)thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pay more)
    9)thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz just do it)
    10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)


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    Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

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    2)thou shall not do drugz (alcohol last longer) Incorrect...

    3)thou shall not steel from k-mart. (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

    Must be Fobby teenagers, if ya hafta shoplift go to a better store..

    8)thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pay more)
    aint no strippin goin on in Hooters child..but they make a mean buffalo chicken sandwich.

    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

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      #3
      >> aint no strippin goin on in Hooters child..but they make a mean buffalo chicken sandwich.

      Apparently you have not tried their beef burger yet. It's not even worth the sights in Hooters.

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        #4
        whatever

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        Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

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          Originally posted by Farwa:
          whatever

          Exactly
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

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            #6


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            Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

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              #7
              why do teen agers have to so mean?you know nothing about earning or spending yet want evry thing your heart desires ,well world isnt easy which you defenitely dont know nor show any desire to even comprehend & make older ppl'butt of joke as if u wont be like them ever,foolish to think so.
              you ppl. may not know you ,hurt feelings of elders in more than one ways so be careful what you say that affect elders if not to each others.is that too much to ask for changing your diapers sleepless night,college fees car,prep school ,vacations, fares ,hotels all paid expenses.

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