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    English is Hard to Learn!

    hey, i got this through e-mail and can't say i disagree..English can be quite difficult to learn with these sentences.


    REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS HARD TO LEARN

    1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
    2) The farm was used to produce produce.
    3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse
    more refuse.
    4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
    5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
    6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
    7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
    8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass
    drum.
    9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
    10) I did not object to the object.
    11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
    12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
    13) They were too close to the door to close it.
    14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
    15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a
    sewer line.
    16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
    17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
    18) After a number of injections my jaw got
    number.
    19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
    20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
    21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

    #2
    you are right

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      #3
      amber, go finsih yer research on W.L.Gore..ullu
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

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        #4
        http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/pagal.gif

        it's the way you (naturally) pronounce it i tell ya
        http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/pagal.gif

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          #5
          ok fraud i'm goin....jeez.

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            #6

            i remember back in school days once our english teacher ask to use saw(noun) and saw(verb)in two different sentences.

            one of my friends ans was

            " i saw a saw in the mill"

            FI AMANALLAH

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              #7
              quite right ~Amber~

              http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/wink.gif
              http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/biggrin.gif

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              Live From- Dayara-e-Ghair

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                #8
                yes because we still want to learn and speak in a different way ..
                And this ABC means for mountain climbers as
                ADVANCE BASE CAMP :> )

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                    #10
                    "English is Hard to Learn!"
                    HELL YEAHHHH !!!!

                    main nai pooooooooooooray 2 mahinay tak koshish ki english seekhnay ki us kay baad meri himmat jawaab dai gai or master sahib nay khud kushi karli.. :-(

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