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    a prayer for the stressed

    A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED


    Grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change,
    the courage to change the things I cannot accept, the wisdom to
    hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on
    my nerves.

    And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as
    they might be connected to the legs of the arse I may have to
    kiss tomorrow.

    Help me give 100% at work……
    12% on Monday ,
    23% on Tuesday ,
    40% on Wednesday ,
    20% on Thursday ,
    5% on Friday ,
    and help me to remember……

    When I’m having a bad day and it seems that people are trying
    to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and
    only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth.

    Amen



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