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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.

    Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

    In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

    The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

    Chuck Norris has more friends on MySpace than Tom.

    If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, Chuck Norris has more many than you.

    According to the Laws of Physics, it is impossible for Chuck Norris to build more muscle. Upon realizing this, Chuck Norris swiftly roundhouse kicked every law of physics known to man, as well as those known only by Chuck Norris. He now has the ability to will his muscles to any level of strength he desires at any given time.



    CHUCK NORRIS IS MY HOMEBOY.
    Last edited by phatima; Mar 14, 2006, 07:46 PM.

    #2
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    NAHEEEEEEEEECE!
    thanks for pulling head outta your ass long enough to read my post, then highlighting & reading this. Signed:
    -faizy

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      #3
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      chuck norris.. brings back memories of him ...ohhh..what was that show. was it with jackie chan?

      me can't remember anymore...

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        #4
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        .........and he got his butt kicked by Bruce Lee

        [edit]No cursing.
        'Music is a moral law. It gives wings to the mind, a soul to the universe, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, a life to everything.' -- Plato

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          #5
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          Dude, haven't you guys heard these Chuck Norris Facts? They're freakin' hilarious!

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            #6
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            ^ how do you remember chuck norris? he's not even from your time!

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              #7
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              repeat-telecasts smilestar yar .. her generation's advantage was re-runs
              thanks for pulling head outta your ass long enough to read my post, then highlighting & reading this. Signed:
              -faizy

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                #8
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                I hear them every day. They are annoying. There is actually a program that makes up chuck norris facts every minutes.

                Chuck Norris is an MMORPG joke. There are so many of these it just annoys me.

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                  #9
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                  Originally posted by faizy
                  repeat-telecasts smilestar yar .. her generation's advantage was re-runs
                  there are chuck norris re-runs?! wow...they have re-runs for this show..

                  the should have re-runs for mr.t ...remember that one faizy?

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                    #10
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                    Phatti - I read the title as Chuck Norris Farts

                    Isqueeeze me

                    If every country in the world is in debt
                    Where the hell did all the money go !!

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                      #11
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                      " i pitty the fool, i DO! "

                      ofcourse i remember Mr.T yar.. cartoon, "the a-team"

                      dont get me any more flashbacks.. i'm feeling naucious already
                      thanks for pulling head outta your ass long enough to read my post, then highlighting & reading this. Signed:
                      -faizy

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                        #12
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                        aww..he was the best!

                        okay..sorry phati..had to get mr.t outta my system..

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                          #13
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                          Mr. Teee ki itni phainteee maari thee Sylvie Stallion nay - in RockyIII
                          Maar Maar kay Mr. Peeee bana diyaa thaaa

                          If every country in the world is in debt
                          Where the hell did all the money go !!

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                            #14
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                            look at this ...

                            is it even true?

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                              #15
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                              awwwwwwwwwwwwwww mannnnnnnnnnnnnn...now THAT was something :biggthumb
                              thanks for pulling head outta your ass long enough to read my post, then highlighting & reading this. Signed:
                              -faizy

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