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    Saving money on train tickets.

    Three Pakistanis and three Indians are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Indians each buy tickets and watch as the three Pakistanis buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an Indian "Watch and you'll see," answers a Pakistani. They all board the train. The Indians take their respective seats but all three Pakistanis cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."
    The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Indians saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Indians decide to copy the Pakistanis on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Pakistanis don't buy a ticket at all.
    "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Indian "Watch and you'll see," answers a Pakistani. When they board the train the three Indians cram into a restroom and the three Pakistanis cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Pakistanis leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Indians are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please
    I hate both men and women, and am afraid of animals, so basically I am very very lonely.

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    Re: Saving money on train tickets.

    oh plz don't tell me I have been posting jokes in general... I am terribly sleepy n bored right now... Mods please move this to the jokes forum. screams n dies.
    I hate both men and women, and am afraid of animals, so basically I am very very lonely.

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      #3
      Re: Saving money on train tickets.

      For this extreme act of incompetence and disregard for feelings of sophisticated and intellectual guppies who post here, who could get heart attacks at this show of ignorance, you should be imprisoned in Cafe' for at least 24 hours.

      Joke was good btw
      If every country in the world is in debt
      Where the hell did all the money go !!

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        #4
        Re: Saving money on train tickets.

        I exiled myself from GS for two days. Ahhhh... its gud to be back.
        I hate both men and women, and am afraid of animals, so basically I am very very lonely.

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