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    For those who hate history

    Ask any history teacher to explain this, if they can !


    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.


    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.



    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.


    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.



    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.


    Both wives lost a child while living in the WhiteHouse.



    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.


    Both Presidents were shot in the head.



    Now it gets really weird.



    Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.


    Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .



    Both were assassinated by Southerners.


    Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.



    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808


    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908



    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born 1839


    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born 1939



    Both assassins were known by their three names.


    Both names are composed of fifteen letters.



    Now hang on to your seat !



    Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."


    Kennedy was shot in a car called " Lincoln " made by "Ford."



    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.



    And here's the "kicker":



    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland .


    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.



    and Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse.


    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater.
    James Bhand: Barbie - your avatars are so childish ...grow up--- look at my avatar-its so grownup and matchure

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    Thanks Barb...Now I hate history even more...
    Focus not on who you are but what you do...
    ])>:::}-:Salams:-{:::<([

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      yours truly

      barbo
      James Bhand: Barbie - your avatars are so childish ...grow up--- look at my avatar-its so grownup and matchure

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        barbie - *bangs her head on the wall....

        I hate history even more just like laj
        Life became all Gray! But NOW i have decided to paint it all over again.

        I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat

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          add last line

          both are dead..:
          "Two roads diverged in a wood and I, I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference."
          Robert Frost

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            Interesting
            Bichar Ke Bhiiii Alagh Na Ho Saka Mujhsa Tuu....

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              #7
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              I like history but this was soo boring

              And I dun think any history teacher would also like to explain that

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                Happiness keeps u Sweet, Trials keep u Strong, Sorrow keeps u Human, Failure Keeps u Humble, Success keeps u Glowing, But only God Keeps u Going....

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                  Iss maiN aisee kiyaa baat hai

                  I always knew that Taareekh apnaY aap kp dohraati hai
                  Quite often good things have hurtful consequences. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or KILLED by their COURAGE. ~Aristotle

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                    Tareekh koo DATE bhi kehtay hain

                    If every country in the world is in debt
                    Where the hell did all the money go !!

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                      Quite often good things have hurtful consequences. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or KILLED by their COURAGE. ~Aristotle

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                        #12
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                        I LOVE history!!!!

                        And this is really weird

                        I guess history does repeat itself
                        I never thought that you'd be the one to hold my heart
                        but you came around and you knocked me off the ground from the start....

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                          Originally posted by Anwaar Qureshi
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                          yeshh - specially the one without the ghuthlee
                          with a baadam in the middle

                          If every country in the world is in debt
                          Where the hell did all the money go !!

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                            Originally posted by James_Bhaand
                            yeshh - specially the one without the ghuthlee
                            with a baadam in the middle

                            yeah. I remember my father used to bring those from Khair Pur when he was transferred as a Civil Head of Department in some Polytechnic in Khair Pur
                            Quite often good things have hurtful consequences. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or KILLED by their COURAGE. ~Aristotle

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                              So you always liked DATES ....

                              If every country in the world is in debt
                              Where the hell did all the money go !!

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