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    Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm


    A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
    The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
    They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
    Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
    Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
    blind faith = blind followers

    #2
    Re: Little Humor

    i suppose after he's bored of his wife he doesnt have to divorce her

    he can have curried goat
    May your every wish be granted...
    Ancient chinese curse

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      #3
      Re: Little Humor

      hmmmm
      All of us have convinced ourselves that our way is the best way, our logic is the perfect logic and those who do not conform to our thinking must be criticized and steered to the right direction, our direction .............. therefore Gupshup exists.

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        #4
        Re: Little Humor

        you can kill those who tell the truth
        but you can't kill the truth
        -means "violence serves lies"-

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          #5
          Re: Little Humor

          so when is the baby coming...
          Life became all Gray! But NOW i have decided to paint it all over again.

          I Tawt I Taw A Puddy Tat

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            #6
            Re: Little Humor

            Originally posted by nia_khan
            so when is the baby coming...
            wanna care about the black sheep
            you can kill those who tell the truth
            but you can't kill the truth
            -means "violence serves lies"-

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              #7
              Re: Little Humor

              Originally posted by nia_khan
              so when is the baby coming...
              the baby has been born
              its Mr tumnus from Narnia
              May your every wish be granted...
              Ancient chinese curse

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                #8
                Re: Little Humor

                eeeeeeeewwwwwwww..
                We R Tiny we R To0ny we are all a little Lo0ny .

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                  #9
                  Re: Little Humor

                  Love for all.
                  I hate both men and women, and am afraid of animals, so basically I am very very lonely.

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                    #10
                    Re: Little Humor

                    :-/
                    Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
                    A. Spoiled milk.

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                      #11
                      Re: Little Humor

                      Aik ticket mey do majhey, wife ke sath dudh free mey

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                        #12
                        Re: Little Humor

                        No ones heard the bakris side of the story yet!!!!!she forced herself on to him !
                        Its bigger on the inside!!

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                          #13
                          Re: Little Humor

                          ^ ha ha ha... experience speaks.
                          I hate both men and women, and am afraid of animals, so basically I am very very lonely.

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                            #14
                            Re: Little Humor

                            Good for him hahahahaha!
                            Ya Nabi Salaam Alaika Ya Rasool Salaam Alaika Ya Habib Salaam Alaika.

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                              #15
                              Re: Little Humor

                              i heard bout a story bout a guy and a donkey....in pak.wont said what happened..all i heard was the guy went mad!!!

                              its a common village pastime from what ive been told!
                              Its bigger on the inside!!

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