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    musicmaniac falooda mix
    1) aik adda musicmaniac
    2) do chamach laal mirch
    3) dalda ka asli ghee
    4) aik 10 meter diameter ka tawwa
    4) 10 kg koylay
    5) 5 kg cheeni
    6) aik DOYI

    bananay ka tareeka baad main pehlay musicmaniac par aik kissa:

    aik daffa musicmaniac ko bush mila, to he took her to the backyard of whitehouse udhar ja kar 1000 meter zameen khodi to bush kehta hai ye dekho hamaray USA mai 50 saal pehlay bi telephone tha.

    3 saal baad jab BUSH musicmaniac ko milne khaaRian jata hai to udhar musicmaniac bush ko amo walay baag mai lay kar jaati hai, zameen khodna shuru karti hai after 3000 meter she is tired, she goes on, after 5000 meter jab kuch nahi ata to BUSH kehta hai OYE PAINDON MAINNU PAGAL BANA RAHI HAIN...to musicmaniac kehti ha no no look before 100 years we hare WIRELESS in our PIND.

    (i know its an old joke, but just re-touched it with paindoo-ism and musicmaniac style)

    #2
    Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

    haiza tou nahee hougga na?

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      #3
      Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

      haiza muje ho bi jaye to aap ko kya email ati hai at [email protected]

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        #4
        Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

        What have you got against Punjabis, babajee? =\

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          #5
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          alrite alrite i will go with the flow, wah wah khya baat hai

          yaar tum nay flooda yaad dila diya

          p.s: tumharay jokes say ab mujhay koi farak nahin parta, they are gettin old
          talmodighet av en saint. Sinnet til en synder

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            #6
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            musicmaniac old ho gaye to kya hoa jalti kiyo ho
            maana kay tum dandlo ho par itna sarti kiyo ho
            andar say muje itna na chaho kay dam nikal jaye
            dua karo shadi ki akhir namaz pharti kiyo ho

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              #7
              Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

              Originally posted by phatima1
              What have you got against Punjabis, babajee? =\
              itni english na maro ho tum andar say jaahil guwaar paray gi maar
              mere damaag ki lassi na banayo warna kar doonga tumhe khuwaar

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                #8
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                asn: andar say tumhay na itna chahoo, dang bro i m on the floor rite now, ur too funny
                talmodighet av en saint. Sinnet til en synder

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                  #9
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                  Originally posted by Arnold Shalwaar Nicker
                  itni english na maro ho tum andar say jaahil guwaar paray gi maar
                  mere damaag ki lassi na banayo warna kar doonga tumhe khuwaar
                  LOLLLLLLL

                  pata nahi aap logoN kesay urdu mein rhyming kartaiN haiN
                  vesay bhi, sanoo inni urdu vi nai aundi...punjabi hoon mein. =)

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                    #10
                    Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

                    shaadi ho gi maniac ki, karay gi wo sair, ho ga aik PIA ka JAHAAZ
                    phatima dekh nahi rahi do dil walay batain kar rahe hain
                    abhi to pyar ki shama jali hai, karne do is isqhe-e-bulandi ko PARVAAZ
                    kiyo banti ho tum hamesha do diloN kay darmiaan zaalim SAMAAJ

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                      #11
                      Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

                      phatti tum sirf naam ki khi punjabi ho
                      talmodighet av en saint. Sinnet til en synder

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                        #12
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                        ASN ji kon si pyar ki shama
                        talmodighet av en saint. Sinnet til en synder

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                          #13
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                          apka janaza nikaal diya .. chorain ji shama wama ko
                          thanks for pulling head outta your ass long enough to read my post, then highlighting & reading this. Signed:
                          -faizy

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                            #14
                            Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

                            wo shama , wo jab halki si barsaat thi aur nazdeek thi jheel
                            jab tum bed say girri thi aur chubbi thi tumhe aik keel
                            aur tum nay kaha tha utha lo muje mere jaanu
                            warna bura ho ga , lay ayoongi mai faizy ko bana kar wakeel

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                              #15
                              Re: musicmaniac ka falooda mix

                              thanks for pulling head outta your ass long enough to read my post, then highlighting & reading this. Signed:
                              -faizy

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