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    P.A.Y.N.D.O.O

    PAYNDOO.....

    The name of this organization shall be:
    "Pakistani American Youth Not Disguising Our Origin"
    (P.A.Y.N.D.O.O.)

    THE EXECUTIVE BOARD AND OTHER OFFICE BEARERS:

    The president shall be called:
    "Chief Hierarchical Officer With Designated Authority for Remaining
    Years" (C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y)
    The appointments of vice-president and the general secretary shall
    be on the disposal of the C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y. The vice-president
    shall be called:
    "CHief's Appointed Information and Liaison Associate" (C.H.A.I.L.A.)
    The general Secretary shall be know as:
    "CHief's Appointed Managing Coordinator and Helping Associate"
    (C.H.A.M.C.H.A.)
    In order to work with other departments of the states, the Treasurer
    needs special skills specific to this country. The office bearer for
    this post is therefore required to be an American citizen. This officer
    shall be known as:
    "Key Holder And Treasury Retaining Yankee" (K.H.A.T.R.Y.)
    The department of social services will be supervised only by a
    female member as they have found to be good at that. There will be a
    special institute supervised by a specially designated member of
    this gender. The name for that officer shall be:
    "Member Appointed At Social Service Institute" (M.A.A.S.S.I)
    In case of a rare event, a M.A.S.S.I. who is emotionaly inspired by
    the C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y, shall be awarded the designation of:
    "Women Officer Having Temporary Insanity" (W.O.H.T.I)
    It is important to note that once the post for W.O.H.T.I. has been
    filled by an appropriate candidate, no further applications will be
    accepted for the same. Any application sent for this post thereafter
    may only be considered for the:
    "Board of Environment, Health and Nutrition" (B.E.H.N)
    Member who sacrifices his old membership from the ABCD club shall be
    appointed as the head of our Travel department and be given a special
    title of:
    "Local and Overseas Travel Agent" (L.O.T.A.)

    ELIGIBILITY FOR APPLICANTS:
    - Applicant should belong to a Village. Exception will be made for
    those who live in the cities with names containing the word
    "Pind", eg Rawalpindi.
    - Candidates who cannot speach rong aenglish nead not to appli.
    - Candidates with British accent will be automatically disqualified.
    - Candidates with American accent may apply if they demonstrate the
    ability to utter the following phrase at least 60 times a minute:
    "Kadee katta sajjee bakHee chattaey, kadee katta
    kHabbee bakHee chattaey"
    Translation: "Sometimes the calf licks the left armpit, sometimes
    the calf licks the right armpit."
    NOTE: A similar phrase "Kachchay pA-peR pakkay pA-peR", previously
    reserved for the applicants from Karachi, has been
    eliminated this year by the new Management from Punjab.

    GENERAL RULES:
    All applicants agree to abide by the following rules:
    - The word "English" shall not be used in any future correspondence
    as it refers to a nation rather than to a language. This filthy word
    shall be replaced by a more friendly one, written and pronounced as
    "Angray-jee".
    - "Hospital" shall be pronounced as "IsptAl"
    - "School" shall be pronounced as "Askool". If used in the sentence
    such as "Going to...", it shall take the form of "...Askoolay"
    - The C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y. reserves the right to ammend any or all
    rules any time without any notice.

    GENERAL MEETINGS:
    The C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y, after consulting the E-Board, shall decide the
    date and venue of the general meetings. All members are required to
    attend these meetings. Following are the regulations regarding the
    general meetings:
    - You will be required to dress in the official attire of PAYNDOO, which
    would be the "Dress Handed Over To I" (D.H.O.T.I)
    - If you have any complaints about a C.H.A.I.L.A, C.H.A.M.C.H.A.,
    K.H.A.T.R.Y. or M.A.A.S.S.I, you should file a formal complaint to
    the C.H.O.W.D.H.A.R.Y on a special form called:
    "Plans to Hold Actions to Deprive the Designated Associates"
    (P.H.A.D.D.A)
    - Any false complaints shall be seriously treated under the department
    of:
    "Proposals Attaining Negative Grounds for Actions" (P.A.N.G.A)

    For further information, watch the PAYNDOO Productions' movie
    "Sheeda in Trouble". The movie was released in 1983, distributed by
    50/50 and was filmed in PTV studios. Main actors were "Sheeda" and
    "Rehmtay."

    I hereby agree to the terms and conditions of the membership

    #3

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    It is my belief that our salvation lies in following the golden rules of conduct set for us by our great law-giver, the Prophet of Islam. (Quaid-e-Azam Speech at Shahi Darbar, Sibi, February 14, 1948)

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