10) You people smell funny, what is wrong, y'all never heard of showers before.
9) That is about the dumbest custom I have ever heard of...
8) Hey you, get a real motorcycle. Harley Davidson would be ashamed if they would have sen you riding that there moped.
7) I think you need to consider professional dentistry
6) Ya know, convicts and weirdoes originally settled this country
5) Hey, is this sacred burial ground that I am walking on?
4) If they cleaned this place up, they would get more tourism...
3) Over in America, this is considered a wussy sport
2) Is it safe to drink the water? (If you have to ask, then it's not)
And the number one thing you never say in a foreign country is...
1) you may consider it to be a delicacy, but where I am from, it just ain't right to eat peppered turtles and worms.
9) That is about the dumbest custom I have ever heard of...
8) Hey you, get a real motorcycle. Harley Davidson would be ashamed if they would have sen you riding that there moped.
7) I think you need to consider professional dentistry
6) Ya know, convicts and weirdoes originally settled this country
5) Hey, is this sacred burial ground that I am walking on?
4) If they cleaned this place up, they would get more tourism...
3) Over in America, this is considered a wussy sport
2) Is it safe to drink the water? (If you have to ask, then it's not)
And the number one thing you never say in a foreign country is...
1) you may consider it to be a delicacy, but where I am from, it just ain't right to eat peppered turtles and worms.
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