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    Dairy of Nawaz Sharif

    What I am about to share with all of u is highly classifed, so take the necessary care, be sure that this information in the wrong hands
    my cause great damage to our beloved or loathed PM jee (depending upon your political/apolitical association.

    Diary of Nawaz Sharif...

    "I am Confucius. As many mouths, that many talkies. Jitnay moonh utni
    baatein. Some people are saying, "Tear Bum, Tear Bum", others are
    saying, "Tear Bum and see what happens". What will happen, Hain Ji?

    "Bestis to say I am ag-ree with everyone. Atleast people won't say, I
    am wearing bangles. But problem is Amercan President Clint Eastwood.
    Louse is not crawling on his ear.

    I ope, merey aziz humwatno, you are knowing Amercan President Clint
    Eastwood h/o Lady Hillaria f/o Chelsia, lover of nation. He is calling
    me every day, hundred hundred times.

    No wonder some people call him Bill. Must be bacause of big phoon
    bill. He is saying give me promise by God that you will not tear bum.
    I told him I am sitting tightly on bum, don't worry. But he has no
    patients.

    He is calling me again. This time I am pretending I am not at home.

    "Is that Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif?" he asked.

    "No then is it your father speaking?" I asked sarcitastically Stuppid.
    Calling on PM house hotline and asking who is speaking? Hmmmph, leave
    Amercans ji.

    "Sorry" said President Clint.

    "You should be", I said, "calling at my lunch time".

    "Is that right?" he said. "Yes,that is right,"I said and slammed
    phoon.

    But Amercans they are without shame. President Clint Eastwood called
    again, "You wanna F-16?"he asked.

    "F-16 for your mother!"I said, "I only want corner plot,and in F-6/3,
    not 16 thank you very much, Mr Mugger Muccchh".

    Then he is saying, "I can also waive the Pressler".

    "You can wave to the Queen", I said slamming down the phoon again.
    "Bad tameez, lathey di kameez, loye da pajama, bandur tera mama, teri
    saas karey drama", I said in my heart.

    I was still thinking that I will not do anything when President Clint
    called again. "WHAT YOU ARE WANTING NOW?" I shouted.

    "I just wanted some concrete assurances and guarantees... " He
    started again.

    "Oye, we have never given grunty to banks, how can I give it to you?
    Talk something else. How is Bhabi Hillaria and my neice Chelsia? "I
    asked him, "Gone to McDonald, Hainji? Eating buggers?"

    "About the bomb", he continued.

    "Oye bore oye, put earth. Bum,bum,bum.Is it your bum or mine? If you
    don't want to talk about old Bhabi Hillaria, how is new Bhabi
    Moneeka, hainji? Heh, heh, heh?

    On hearing name Moneeka, President Cint slammed phoon. I told
    Surcharge Saab, I have found magic word for when I don't want to talk
    to President Bill Cintwood. MONEEKA!

    As Helen sang in Shummi Kapoor fillum: Moneeka, Oh My Darrrling!


    #2
    oye khan saab

    u havin an affair with sharif saab that u have access to his diary http://www.pak.org/gupshup/biggrin.gif last I heard he kept it under his pillow j/k dunn get offended please.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

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      #3
      J.M Khan I am cracking up. It is hilarious, but brother we should actually be crying because he is the prime minister. I would not be a bit surprised if he actually talks like this. His up bringing and the atmosphere he grew up in and the people around him while he grew up ..........I dont even want to say the type they are. They all use dirty language (ma bhain ki galiyaan). There mentality is badmash ghatia mentality.

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        #4
        Congratulations for writing such a beautiful account of our lahori PM , Mr.Khan. It should be published in daily Jang or Nation. You forgot to mention Tahira Syed and Siri Payay and Abba Jee Sharif. You are the man!

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          #5
          AZKAR & MUNZA
          DID YOU READ IT?
          HOW CAN YOU ALLOW A BUNCH OF STUPID PEOPLE TO DISCUSS ****S ABOUT
          PRIME MINSITER OF PAKISTAN
          THEY DO N'T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT WHAT THEY ARE SAYING AND WHERE THEY ARE SAYING BUT THEY ARE ALSO ****TING SOME FAMOUS PAKI LADIES IT SHOULD BE RESTRICTED AND THEY SHOULD BE KICKED OUT
          PLUS I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU OF SOME THING THAT OUR PROPHIT(PBUH) SIAD IN HIS LAST ADDRESS TO THE NATION THAT WE SHOULD ALWAYS FOLLOW OUR LEADER IF HE IS MUSLIM (IT WAS SOME THING LIKE THIS I DO N'T REMEMBER THE WORDS EXACTLY BUT I SUPPOSE THAT YOU GUYS ESPCIALLY JM KHAN SHOULD)

          PLUS I REQUEST ZEBRA TO EDIT HIS MESSAGE AND REMOVE THOSE NAMES THAT'S A VERY HUMBLE REQUEST .
          WHAT I HAVE SAID HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS I DO N'T CARE WHO IS PM BUT WHAT I KNOW IS THAT PM IS PM AND SHOULD BE REPECTED LIKEA PRIME MINISTER .

          AZKAR& MUNZA ARE YOU SLEEPING

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            #6
            hi! again

            i fotgot to mention that "DAIRY" means "milk"

            it's DIARY you probably wanted to say.

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              #7
              shazi! Bucha! is holy prime minister of Pakistan your mamoon(uncle)?????If he deserves **** just like you do, he'll get it from us pakistanis. we voted for him and we have every right being citizens of that free country to express our emotions about him or any other so called leader . they have not been nominated by god that we should not say anything about them. Bye th way ! how come you can log on to the internet yourself at this mental age of 5 years?????dont worry Nawaz Sharif is going to send you a letter of appreciation and money for your mental health treatment.

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                #8
                dear zebra!!!
                what ever you say about me does n't matter if you think that i deserve some **** ot iam mental or sick what ever who knows may be you are right and if you have voted for him that dos n't give you any right to abuse him publically or dicuss things like this in an open forum . how ever if you think that his political moves are not good enough for our country then you have every right to condemn

                other wise ...............................



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